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The Nets Haiku Thread, We need one nao! |
 Aug 3 2007, 10:46 PM
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 Hit and Run.  Group: Moderators Posts: 5,540 Joined: 3-August 07 From: New Jersey Member No.: 6,085  |
I thought we need one. So here it is, in the works. Make this the best yet.
Damn, all my words are one syllable, makes it boring -------------------- No Pants? No Worries!  QUOTE (GMJigga) Thorns dodging more bullets than the matrix QUOTE (pegs @ May 26 2008, 09:40 PM)  Men's Health is the truth. I can sit on the can and read that for hours. QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Apr 27 2008, 12:12 AM) U must be depress, hang in there dude. QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 11 2008, 06:10 PM) For the umpteenth time, I'm a girl, not a guy! (4:58:46 PM) ShakeHawks: i like guys |
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Aug 3 2007, 10:59 PM
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 Yi-ha!! Group: Members Posts: 2,105 Joined: 1-August 07 Member No.: 6,070 |
I see Schub is here Post already, you fucker! We miss your banter. |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:02 PM
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 欢迎光临新泽西，易 Group: Moderators Posts: 7,982 Joined: 2-August 07 Member No.: 6,076 |
Some things stay the same Netsforlife, Jigga use Thread. And no one else does. --------------------  QUOTE (Bill Simmons) If LeBron isn't wearing a Nets jersey within the next four years, I will walk from California to New Jersey naked wearing only a 2006-07 game-worn Adam Morrison Bobcats jersey. 1. Celtic King 2. M Two One 3. Pegs 4. BasX 5. Master Shake |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:04 PM
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欢迎光临新泽西，易 Group: Moderators Posts: 7,982 Joined: 2-August 07 Member No.: 6,076 |
Dumpy's writer's block Sqeezes one in before me. Proves my first one wrong -------------------- QUOTE (Bill Simmons) If LeBron isn't wearing a Nets jersey within the next four years, I will walk from California to New Jersey naked wearing only a 2006-07 game-worn Adam Morrison Bobcats jersey. 1. Celtic King 2. M Two One 3. Pegs 4. BasX 5. Master Shake |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:04 PM
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Hit and Run. Group: Moderators Posts: 5,540 Joined: 3-August 07 From: New Jersey Member No.: 6,085 |
Chocolate drops by. A not-so-rare occasion. Chocolate has three! -------------------- No Pants? No Worries! QUOTE (GMJigga) Thorns dodging more bullets than the matrix QUOTE (pegs @ May 26 2008, 09:40 PM) Men's Health is the truth. I can sit on the can and read that for hours. QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Apr 27 2008, 12:12 AM) U must be depress, hang in there dude. QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 11 2008, 06:10 PM) For the umpteenth time, I'm a girl, not a guy! (4:58:46 PM) ShakeHawks: i like guys |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:09 PM
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 The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
Haiku? What is that? I hope I can do this right. Hooray, Victory! --------------------  |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:10 PM
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 The End of the Beginning Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 2-August 07 From: Evanston, IL Member No.: 6,072 |
Everyone quiet! It's NetIncome. He might hear... OK, now he's gone. -------------------- Here's what one Collins teammate said the other night:
"This trade sucks. It really sucks (bleep), man. And it really sucks the way it happened. For all the guy has given this team, they shouldn't have done it this way. I'm not saying the next guy can't help, I'm just saying Twin was a chemistry guy. We have lousy chemistry, and he's the only one who gives us some, so tell me how this makes sense? He's definitely one of those guys who is going to be missed with all the changes we're going to go through." And then, after a long pause, there was this incredulous muttering: "And we're trading him for a guy who was just suspended?" Free Paco |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:21 PM
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欢迎光临新泽西，易 Group: Moderators Posts: 7,982 Joined: 2-August 07 Member No.: 6,076 |
GMJigga...eh Should have gone with Ms.Montross Or No._2_Boone_Fan -------------------- QUOTE (Bill Simmons) If LeBron isn't wearing a Nets jersey within the next four years, I will walk from California to New Jersey naked wearing only a 2006-07 game-worn Adam Morrison Bobcats jersey. 1. Celtic King 2. M Two One 3. Pegs 4. BasX 5. Master Shake |
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Aug 3 2007, 11:28 PM
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 Rough Around the Edges Group: Global Moderators Posts: 1,892 Joined: 19-June 07 From: DC/NJ Member No.: 20 |
I don't know how to creatively write Haikus This is all I have to offer Yep that's it. --------------------  NEW YORK GIANTS. 2007 WORLD CHAMPIONS. Visit the Religion and Politics forum- SportsTwo's home for the 2008 Election! |
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Aug 4 2007, 12:22 AM
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The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (Real) I don't know how to creatively write Haikus This is all I have to offer Yep that's it.
what the f*ck is this? Do you know that a haiku Is five, seven, five? -------------------- |
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Aug 4 2007, 12:23 AM
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The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
Call me NetIncome I'm better than you and you Don't be dishonest -------------------- |
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Aug 4 2007, 11:22 PM
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欢迎光临新泽西，易 Group: Moderators Posts: 7,982 Joined: 2-August 07 Member No.: 6,076 |
Call me Josh Boone Fan I'm right because I say so Sees into future -------------------- QUOTE (Bill Simmons) If LeBron isn't wearing a Nets jersey within the next four years, I will walk from California to New Jersey naked wearing only a 2006-07 game-worn Adam Morrison Bobcats jersey. 1. Celtic King 2. M Two One 3. Pegs 4. BasX 5. Master Shake |
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Aug 5 2007, 06:48 PM
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The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
Jarkid, my name is A haiku is the definition of this It's just typing each sentence in a new line, I figured out My haiku is the best, handsome boy. -------------------- |
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Aug 5 2007, 07:40 PM
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欢迎光临新泽西，易 Group: Moderators Posts: 7,982 Joined: 2-August 07 Member No.: 6,076 |
BBB is worse Best posters leave, threads fall apart NetsFan talks to self -------------------- QUOTE (Bill Simmons) If LeBron isn't wearing a Nets jersey within the next four years, I will walk from California to New Jersey naked wearing only a 2006-07 game-worn Adam Morrison Bobcats jersey. 1. Celtic King 2. M Two One 3. Pegs 4. BasX 5. Master Shake |
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Aug 5 2007, 07:42 PM
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The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (GMJigga) BBB is worse Best posters leave, threads fall apart NetsFan talks to self
Middle line is eight The rest are perfectly fine Just one minor flaw -------------------- |
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Aug 5 2007, 09:22 PM
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Rough Around the Edges Group: Global Moderators Posts: 1,892 Joined: 19-June 07 From: DC/NJ Member No.: 20 |
My name is Real. This is my 200th post Yep that's it. -------------------- NEW YORK GIANTS. 2007 WORLD CHAMPIONS. Visit the Religion and Politics forum- SportsTwo's home for the 2008 Election! |
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Aug 5 2007, 09:50 PM
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The High Ayatollah of Slamola Group: Members Posts: 3,958 Joined: 25-June 07 From: NJ Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (Real) My name is Real. This is my 200th post Yep that's it.
Once again I ask What the f*ck is this garbage It's five, seven, five! -------------------- |
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Aug 6 2007, 01:19 PM
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 Janitor. Group: Moderators Posts: 9,473 Joined: 2-August 07 From: Utica, NY Member No.: 6,077 |
i can never write a haiku the correct way how'd i pass english? -------------------- Every time you touch yourself, Sean Williams dunks on someone. And Johnny Flynn yacks someone.
QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 4 2008, 10:25 PM) Fewf, I was afraid I was going to post in the non-official thread. Thanks for saving me, Mamba. What happens when I'm sitting in class  ^My hero. |
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Aug 6 2007, 01:35 PM
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The End of the Beginning Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 2-August 07 From: Evanston, IL Member No.: 6,072 |
QUOTE (peg182) i can never write a haiku the correct way how'd i pass english? English wouldn't help. Like Nintendo and Hondas They are Japanese. -------------------- Here's what one Collins teammate said the other night:
"This trade sucks. It really sucks (bleep), man. And it really sucks the way it happened. For all the guy has given this team, they shouldn't have done it this way. I'm not saying the next guy can't help, I'm just saying Twin was a chemistry guy. We have lousy chemistry, and he's the only one who gives us some, so tell me how this makes sense? He's definitely one of those guys who is going to be missed with all the changes we're going to go through." And then, after a long pause, there was this incredulous muttering: "And we're trading him for a guy who was just suspended?" Free Paco |
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Aug 6 2007, 01:40 PM
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Rough Around the Edges Group: Global Moderators Posts: 1,892 Joined: 19-June 07 From: DC/NJ Member No.: 20 |
Let me try again Is this five seven five yet? I hope I got it. -------------------- NEW YORK GIANTS. 2007 WORLD CHAMPIONS. Visit the Religion and Politics forum- SportsTwo's home for the 2008 Election! |
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