Re: Random shit Redneck Fire Alarm http://funnyphotosofpeople.com/477/rednecks/7589/best-fire-alarm.html
Re: Random shit What the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera?!? http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/148747
Re: Random shit That's head-to-head contact. 15 YARDS!!!! [video=youtube;S2oymHHyV1M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S2oymHHyV1M[/video]
Re: Random shit That is fantastic. I want to employ that buck to visit downtown portland. When he is finished there, I would like him to slip into Corvallis and spend some quality time with the militant bike riders that have taken over the streets.
Re: Random shit [video=youtube;14zh9SEmhmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=14zh9SEmhmE[/video]
Re: Random shit The UK's version of that 70's Show: [video=youtube;oOIdGpn83lQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIdGpn83lQ[/video] And no, it's not a parody!
Re: Random shit AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Re: Random shit I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies: Banking 'Service' Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Pay TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' City, State & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' Bureaucratic 'Service' This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, he was talking about hiring a bull to 'Service' his cows. Suddenly BAM!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!