Kenny Smith Constructs the Perfect Player

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>As the New Year arrives and I think of all the greats who have blessed the basketball courts in my era, Michael Jordan is often called the perfect player. If he wasn’t perfect, he was very close.

    That got me wondering on how to construct the perfect player Frankenstein-style. Which parts of which players would I use?

    The first part, which allows the body to function is the heart. This has to come from the player who has no fear of failure and a killer instinct: Kobe Bryant.

    The brain obviously is also vital. I need someone who understands his strengths and limitations and also understands his players and coaches to a great degree. That’s Jason Kidd.

    Vision helps separate the truly great players from the very good ones. And no one sees the floor quite like Steve Nash.

    If this is going to be the perfect player, he shouldn’t lack for athleticism. Not only should he be able to go by people, but also through or over them. Give me LeBron James’ combination of speed, quickness and muscle. There are faster players baseline to baseline than James, but they don’t have his size and leaping ability.

    The hops go to Josh Smith. He’s the new-age Dominique Wilkins.

    The strength of a basketball player is underrated. Skinny players like Reggie Miller and Rip Hamilton don’t need bulk to dart around screens. But give a player the strength of Dwight Howard and now you have a monster.

    The longer the wingspan, the better the ability to grab rebounds, deflect passes and make other plays your opponents can’t make. So give me Kevin Garnett’s reach.

    The best players shoot with a quick release. They can get off a shot while their defender is still flatfooted. Which is why I’ll need Ray Allen’s wrists.

    Soft hands are essential. You want someone with a good touch who can catch all kinds of passes. That would be Tim Duncan.

    The feet give you balance. They help you change direction, tightrope the baseline and stay in front of your man on defense. Give me the feet of Manu Ginobili.

    The other parts that make up a great player aren’t as tangible. Like timing. The best shot blockers have great timing. Jump too soon and your opponent can duck into you and draw a foul. Jump too late and you’ll get dunked on. I want the timing of Marcus Camby.

    Savvy comes from experience. The most battle-tested players know what to expect before it happens. And few players are more battle-tested than Chauncey Billups.

    Patience is important. Great players know when to attack. They know how to set up their opponent with a fake. They don’t rush and they rarely force a bad shot. Is there anymore more patient than Duncan? He’s my first and only two-time part member.

    Lastly, no one likes a sore loser or a bad winner. That’s why I value sportsmanship. To be a true winner, you have to be gracious. Like Michael Redd.

    Now this is a player who’s truly the sum of his parts.</div>

    Source: Yahoo Sports

    How would you construct your ultimate player based on those categories?

    Heart
    Brain
    Vision
    Athleticism
    Hops
    Strength
    Wingspan
    Wrists
    Hands
    Feet
    Timing
    Savvy
    Patience
    Sportsmanship
     
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    Heart - Kobe Bryant
    Brain - Duncan
    Vision - Chris Paul
    Athleticism - LeBron James
    Hops - Josh Smith
    Strength - LeBron
    Wingspan - Durant
    Wrists - LeBron
    Hands - Kidd
    Feet - Duncan
    Timing - Kobe
    Savvy - Wade
    Patience - Nash
    Sportsmanship
     
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    OOO, Funs.

    Heart: Allen Iverson
    Brain: Dwayne Wade
    Vision: Jason Kidd
    Athleticism: Andre Igoudala
    Hops: LeBron James
    Strength: Dwight Howard
    Wingspan: Tyson Chandler
    Wrists: Ray Allen
    Hands: Ron Artest
    Feet: Tim Duncan
    Timing: Camby
    Savvy: Ginoboli
    Patience: (I don't know what this means in terms of basketball)
    Sportsmanship: Tim Duncan
     
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    Heart- Kenyon Martin
    Brain- Nash (Kidd doesn't really use his head off the court, zing)
    Vision- Kidd
    Athleticism- Lebron
    Hops- James White
    Strength- Dwight Howard
    Wingspan- Sean Williams
    Wrists- Ray Allen
    Hands- Timmy D I guess
    Feet- Tony Parker
    Timing- Camby
    Savvy- KG
    Patience- Kobe
    Sportsmanship- Rasheed Wallace, because sportsmanship is for bitches [​IMG]

    edit: ok but if I had to get someone's sportsmanship, I'd take Jason Collins. The dude gets boo'ed by his own fans, and yet deflects all forms of praise to his teammates when he has a good game.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GM3 @ Jan 3 2008, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>OOO, Funs.

    Heart: Allen Iverson
    Brain: Dwayne Wade
    Vision: Jason Kidd
    Athleticism: Andre Igoudala
    Hops: LeBron James
    Strength: Dwight Howard
    Wingspan: Tyson Chandler
    Wrists: Ray Allen
    Hands: Ron Artest
    Feet: Tim Duncan
    Timing: Camby
    Savvy: Ginoboli
    Patience: (I don't know what this means in terms of basketball)
    Sportsmanship: Tim Duncan</div>

    Per Kenny Smith's definition .... Patience is important. Great players know when to attack. They know how to set up their opponent with a fake. They don’t rush and they rarely force a bad shot. Is there anymore more patient than Duncan? He’s my first and only two-time part member.
     
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    Heart: Smush Parker
    Brain: Smush Parker
    Vision: Smush Parker
    Athleticism: Pat Garrity
    Hops: Brian Cook
    Strength: Sasha Vujacic
    Wingspan: Sasha Vujackc
    Wrists: Samaki Walker
    Hands: Kwame Brown
    Feet: Chucky Atkins
    Timing: Chris Mihm
    Savvy: Brian Cook
    Patience: Lamar Odom
    Sportsmanship: Ron Artest
     
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    Heart- Allen Iverson
    Brain- Steve Nash
    Vision- Jason Kidd
    Athleticism- Josh Smith
    Hops- Josh Smith
    Strength- D Howard
    Wingspan- Muhammad Sene
    Wrists- Ray Allen
    Hands- hmmm
    Feet- Tim Duncun
    Timing- hmm
    Savvy- T Mac
    Patience- Tim Duncun
    Sportsmanship- im Duncun

    today the closest thing to the perfect player is Tim Duncun or KG imo.
     
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    Brain - Kidd
    Vision - Kidd
    Athleticism - LeBron
    Hops - Josh Smith
    Strength - Dwight Howard
    Wingspan - Tayshaun Prince
    Wrists - Ray Allen
    Hands - Duncan
    Feet - Duncan
    Timing - Camby
    Savvy - Kobe
    Patience - Duncan
    Sportsmanship - Duncan
     
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    good job, Brian!
     
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    Brain-Nash
    Vision-Kidd
    Athleticism-LBJ
    Hops-Kobe
    Strength-D.Howard
    Wingspan-Durant
    Wrists-Allen
    Hands-C.Paul
    Feet-Duncan
    Timing-D.Wade
    Savvy-Kobe
    Patience-Nash
    Sportsmanship-
     
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    I'm assuming this is just current players.

    Heart: Allen Iverson
    Brain: Jason Kidd
    Vision: Jason Kidd
    Athleticism: LeBron James
    Hops: James White
    Strength: Dwight Howard
    Wingspan: Mohammed Sene
    Wrists: Ray Allen
    Hands: Rajon Rondo
    Feet: Tim Duncan
    Timing: Theo Ratliff (assuming this has to do with shot blocking)
    Savvy: Tim Duncan
    Patience: Tim Duncan
    Sportsmanship: Ray Allen
     
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    Heart: Wade
    Brain: Duncan
    Vision: Nash
    Athleticism: Nate Robinson
    Hops: Nate Robinson
    Strength: artest
    Wingspan: T-MAc
    Wrists: Ray
    Hands: Dwyane Wade
    Feet: Tim Duncan
    Timing: J-Smoove
    Savvy: Kobe
    Patience: McGrady
    Sportsmanship: Duncan
     
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    Brain - Grant Hill
    Vision - Jason Kidd
    Athleticism - Shawn Marion
    Hops - Nate Robinson
    Strength - LeBron James
    Wingspan - Rasheed Wallace
    Wrists - Gilbert Arenas
    Hands - Carlos Boozer
    Feet - Kevin Garnett
    Timing - Elton Brand
    Savvy - Sam Cassell
    Patience - Chauncy Billups
    Sportsmanship - Dwight Howard
     
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    Strength : Joey Graham
    Wingspan : Ike Diogu
    Wrists : Jason Kapono
    Hands : Antawn Jamison
    Feet : TJ Ford
    Timing : Marcus Camby
    Savvy : Grant Hill
    Patience : Tim Duncan
    Sportsmanship : Anthony Parker
     
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    Brain : Jason Kidd
    Vision : Steve Nash
    Athleticism : Lebron James
    Hops : Jamario Moon
    Strength : Chris Bosh
    Wingspan : Tayshaun Prince
    Wrists : Jason Kapono
    Hands : Richard Hamilton
    Feet : TJ Ford
    Timing : Chauncey Billups
    Savvy : Paul Pierce
    Patience : Tim Duncan
    Sportsmanship : Chauncey Billups
     
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    Brain - Steve Nash
    Vision - Steve Nash
    Athleticism - Lebron James
    Hops - Dwight Howard
    Strength - Dwight Howard
    Wingspan - Ike Diogu
    Wrists - Michael Redd
    Hands - Allen Iverson
    Feet - Baron Davis
    Timing - Josh Smith
    Savvy - Tim Duncan
    Patience - Tim Duncan
    Sportsmanship - Dirk Nowitzki...just kidding. Steve Nash.
     
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    Why do people want a whinny little baby like Tim Duncan for Sportsmanship? He complains about every foul called on him and believes he is fouled on every single play. Plus he takes Phil Jackson style shots at the refs after any game he doesn't feel went his way.

    He is nothing close to a good sport
     
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    Heart - Kobe Bryant
    Brain - Jason Kidd
    Vision - Steve Nash
    Athleticism - Lebron James
    Hops - James White
    Strength - Dwight Howard
    Wingspan - Tayshaun Prince
    Wrists - Michael Redd
    Hands - Kwame Brown
    Feet - Kobe Bryant
    Timing - Josh Smith
    Savvy - Derek Fisher
    Patience - Tim Duncan
    Sportsmanship - Shane Battier
     
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    Heart - Kobe Bryant
    Brain - Brent Barry
    Vision - Steve Nash
    Athleticism - Al Thornton
    Hops - Gerald Green
    Strength - Dwight Howard
    Wingspan - Saer Sene 7'8 longest in the league!
    Wrists - Ray Allen
    Hands - Shaq
    Feet - Manu Ginobili
    Timing - Marcus Camby
    Savvy - Kobe Bryant
    Patience - Chauncey Billups
    Sportsmanship - Shane Battier
     

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