Re: Random Thought Thread I thought you cared about Carrie Underwood's feelings too, I mean after you marry Swift, she'd probably commit suicide out of jealousy.
Re: Random Thought Thread If you invite me to that wedding, I'll invite you to mine (I think I'll try marrying Avril, Shakira, Jessica Alba, and maybe Anna Kournikova). Then I'll keep Shawn Johnson in the farm system for the future.
Re: Random Thought Thread Hell yes. So, Jigga, did ya notice the man laws thread. I'm arguing with a bunch of little high schoolers
Re: Random Thought Thread Yeaaaah I don't see any more good, real disses comin back at me...I think I'm done. I can't stand Bucky Covington.
Re: Random Thought Thread Ask any married man past the first year of marriage A standard bachelor party gift is to give the groom to be a very large jug and tell him to put a pebble in for every time he and his wife to be have sex during their first year of marriage. Then, for the rest of their lives, take out a pebble for every time they have sex. The jug will never get emptied. Q: Why is a woman smiling so much on her wedding day? A: She knows she has given her last blow job
Re: Random Thought Thread remember that time you spit in my mouth while i was sleeping? i was really awake.
Re: Random Thought Thread [video=youtube;4u2ZsoYWwJA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA[/video] Louis CK on married life.
