Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Did your rectum give you any problems the day after?
     
  2. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Thats my average. I make a shot when people let me. Lol. i'd rather run over you than shoot.
     
  3. 3RA1N1AC

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    you gotta beast in the paint, throw dem bows
     
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    I suck at 5 on 5 basketball but am pretty good at 2v2 or 3v3. My shot sucks, usually do I some funky shit in and around the paint to get my points. I grab a lot of boards and usually play on the worst kid (if there is no one much worse than me) on defense.
     
  5. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    i'm 6 foot 5 so I have no choice but to beast on n.iggas
     
  6. JustinVerlander35

    JustinVerlander35 Bringin' the Heat

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    I am 5'9 but i'll beat dat ass . lol
     
  7. Chocolove

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    I went to play ball on saturday for the first time after not playing for the winter. I thought I was doing well the first few games, getting rebounds, making the hustle plays, but man, after that fourth or fifth game I was so winded I started throwing up bricks and having to take breaks on D.....I think it's going to take a couple weekends to build my basketball stamina back up.
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    You all suck

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  9. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yes. Not charged with anything but I'm still expecting a nice little fine to come in the mail soon. My fingerprints were already in the system from working a city job though but I guess now I'm in the local system. Walked home Fri and Sat by myself and didn't get stopped but I also wasn't blacked out drunk lol. I think my recent blackout streak may have to do with sleep deprivation which is apparently a catalyst.

    Thank christ no one else gets drunk on Mondays apparently lol. I was in there by myself. Had a few good laughs though. Women's first response to this story is always "OMG are you ok?" to which I respond "Yeah I'm good, my asshole hurts a little bit though but other than that I'm fine."

    And I'm no scoring savant on the courts but I usually do better than that. I'm only 5'9 but prefer playing on the inside, pretty good rebounder, good post defender, mostly score on a sexy baby hook but I've got a few counter moves in the post I'm alright at too. Over the last year or so my mid-range jumper has come along fairly well and I can take a hard dribble and stop on a dime and rise above the defender to hit it well. Thats about the extent of my scoring aside from garbage buckets down low and open spot up mid-range jumpers. I defer to the scorers and focus on rebounding, passing, hustle, and defense but every once in a while I'll get a good matchup or just get hot and lead my team in scoring.

    Been boxing the last three months and it really keeps my stamina up. I hadn't played basketball in weeks before last Fri so thats probably why my touch was off. My stamina kept up with my motor though and I had plenty of legs to hustle all game. Went 2-0.

    Speaking of boxing I got fucking DRILLED in the temple today and the top right corner of my vision went dark and fuzzy for a few secs. Wasn't close to getting laid out but never had that happen before lol.
     
  10. 3RA1N1AC

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    your brain was bleeding
     
  11. Chocolove

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    Anyone ever wear under armour basketball shoes? I just ordered some, I hope I didn't fuck myself. I usually wear Nikes but I tried to under armour ones in store and they felt okay but that could be different once I try to run and jump in them.
     
  12. swood

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    The misses went back home today, only a week till i see her again... her and FUCKING LEE EVANS!!!! :ohmy::D
     
  13. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    I'm 5'7. The people I play against are 6'1, 6'2... It sucks. Some are shorter like me though.
     
  14. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Double post? Wtf
     
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  15. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    play what?
     
  16. 3RA1N1AC

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    accordion
     
  17. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    the correct answer would have been: with myself.
     
  18. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    My Life:

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    Tends to fall on the opposite side of "enough sleep".
     
  19. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    Run, I've learned that you can maintain all 3 if you go to all your classes and do study groups with people of equal or greater intelligence. You won't have to spend so much time studying/learning/doing the material. I guess it also depends on how much sleep is "enough".
     
  20. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    It is hard to find someone who has my level of high intelligence.
     

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