I am in the middle of moving and 4” of snow. Make it odd. Make me laugh or smile or lose points. Standing will be updated later. Thanks to all that keep playing Standings Sly 0 (37) Riverman 0 (36) Andalusion 0 (35) MM 0 (30) Ptld platypus 0 (29) Quatro 0 (26) - Hoop Guru 0 (24) Phat 0 (20) Lawai’a 0 (16) SharpeScooterShooter 0 (15) SheedSoNasty 0 (14) crandc 0 (12) everything beagle 0 (9) blazerkor 0 (9) e_blazer 0 (8) Cugel 0 (8) Mick Zagger 0 (8) Chris Craig 0 (7) Wook 0 (7) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Wizenheimer 0 (5) SwissBlazer 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Eastoff 0 (4) jlprk 0 (3) BBert 0 (2) Blazerfan11 0 (2) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Amiricon 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) Kingspeed 0 (-2) inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did
A Miami Vice reference would be too obvious, and you deserve better. So I'll blame Blanche Devereaux, because we all know she's the one who truly brought the heat to Miami.
Jimmy Butler for thinking being unhappy in the Heat will make him happy to be in the Sun. That and the cold snap that will make them want to run faster and jump higher to stay warm during the game.
Rand Araskog for failing to grant Pat Riley an ownership stake in the New York Knicks, which led to...
I blame @Mediocre Man for not asking me to help him move. I was just in Dallas yesterday on a two- an hour layover on my way to Mexico. Instead of sitting in the admirals club getting free drinks, I would have happily helped him move.
This guy right here. I think cold seems to be winning around most of the US but tonight at the Kaseya Center (had to look that shit up) Heatmiser is going to make sure the Heat win somewhere. I actually think polar icecap recession and warming ocean temperatures are the fault of this guy too. Fucking Heatmiser! Gad damn you Heatmiser, let us have our mild weather and let our Trail Blazers win you tyrannical son of a bitch.
I blame the molten lava three rocks from earth. Shit cant shine enough to make Mediocre man have just one day better than mediocre? Fricken ball of fire aint good for shit.
