Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Pelicans edition

Well this fucking team is playing well enough to not make the playoffs, not get a difference maker in the draft and not developing the young players we have. Fuck Billups. Standings will be updated after the move. Have a lovely day

Standings
Sly 0 (38)
Riverman 0 (39)
Andalusion 0 (39)
MM 0 (34)
Ptld platypus 0 (34)
Quatro 0 (29)
Hoop Guru 0 (29)
Phat 0 (25)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (20)
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SheedSoNasty 0 (14)
blazerkor 0 (16)
crandc 0 (15)
e_blazer 0 (11)
Mick Zagger 0 (13)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 0 (11)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
RR7 0 (6)
SwissBlazer 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

I blame the Hornets for letting the Pelicans loose.

 

Definitely the Hornets' fault.

 

Louis Armstrong

 

Nice

 

I blame Pierre le Pélican. Hate him.

 

I blame Salt Lake City for stealing what would/should be the best and most aptly named team name, and sticking us with the Pelicans. All the while showcasing mountains on their jerseys over the vibrant jazz scene in Utah. Fuckers

 

I blame France for selling us the Louisiana territory after building the gateway to the gulf below sea level.

 

The NBA's Basketball Operations department for not making the trade deadline earlier.

 

I blame Jimmy Swaggart and the New Orleans Prostitutes.

 

I blame the shenanigans of the NBA. You see there was the team called Charlotte Hornets that relocated to New Orleans (a city long ago that lost their own franchise). Then they had to relocate to OKC for temp purposes because of hurricanes and such. This caused OKC to steal the Sonics of Seattle when the team got sold. All the while the city of Charlotte gets a new franchise and calls themselves the Bobcats. Then the team in New Orleans decides to change their name to the Pelicans, which later the leads to the team in Charlotte to reclaim the lost team name of Hornets. This also means that when Seattle wants a NBA team they will have to pay for a new franchise just like Charlotte had to. By the way the Charlotte Hornets are who the Trail Blazers are playing tonight.

 

Billups, Joe, Jody. They are all to blame if we don't finish with top 3-ish lotto odds in this very loaded draft.

They've already fucked up, IMO. But they can start fixing it today.

 

Been moving, so if you got it right, congrats, no one gives a fuck.

Standings
Riverman 1 (42) +2 Those fucking bitches
Sly 1 (41) +2 I always thought she was a bitch. Besides, doesn’t Lestat play for the Lakers?
Andalusion 1 (41) +1 Fuck the NBA and that bitch, Adam Silver
MM 1 (35)
Ptld platypus 0 (34)
Hoop Guru 1 (32) +2 You know what they say about blind prostitutes? You really have to hand it to them
Quatro 1 (31) +1 Too long. I lost interest, but there was probably something worth a point in there
Phat 1 (27) +1 Too serious. Right, but we don’t do serious
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (21)
SheedSoNasty 1 (17) +2 Fuck him and his bitch ass trumpet
Lawai’a 0 (16)
blazerkor 0 (16)
crandc 0 (15)
Mick Zagger 0 (13)
e_blazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
RR7 1 (9) +2 Fuckers is right
everything beagle 0 (9)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
SwissBlazer 1 (6) +1 bitch ass mascot
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
PCmor7 1 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 1 (0) -1 I was going to leave you out of the game, but decided to keep you here for us to mock you
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did