Those are some great points Jester. Hmmm... let me rethink that name for a second.... Nah, I like it. I'm not making any excuses. I didn't say I was a "Professional" gambler. Just a Football Guru. Which exemplifies my knowledge of the sport, not my ability to win at gambling events.
After an hour of deliberation I came to a conclusion. You have a problem with the Guru title because I'm so young. If I were old like you, then it would be more appropriate.... AH HA! How old do you have to be to be a Guru? I will remove that from my title as to show respect for my elders. Maybe I should set up a poll: How old do you have to be to be a Guru? A. Doesn't matter B. 20-30 C. 31-45 D. 45-Really Old E. Dale's Age (Really Old) What do you think DD?
I saw the earlier Jester thread. I think I'm missing the reference. Clue me in? Oh Yeah...I guess I'd better vote for "C".
Well I just call DD Jester because he's the forum's jokester. He is the "Jester" here. No other reason.
Lookie here, Mr. Monkeybutt Steelerfan, you can't blame me for your own indiscretions. Who came up with the whole "monkeys flying out the butt" idea anyway? I have a freeze frame from the Pittsburgh Zoo's security cameras that I think needs to be seen. (Would you call that suit yellow or Pittsburgh gold?)
Ok there, Bananahands... enough monkey business. You need to stop monkeying around and get serious. It's not like just any monkey could do this. You act like this is site is a barrel of monkeys. Maybe you should put on your monkey suit and get out more. "I'm not falling for the banana in the tail pipe."