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It's some bullshit, is what it is.

Happy hour is illegal in the state of Massachusetts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM

But if he cut the conifer cord and collected his quarter when nobody else was listening, would it make a noise?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1-4!

I think "worst science" is unfair to the Ig Nobel prizes... The research topics of their winners are often esoteric and/or light-hearted, but they aren't done poorly, in general. :)

"The Star Spangled Banner" is a waltz.

Ultimate is damn fun -- used to play in Portland Ultimate's spring league. Underneath the dorky exterior it's a pretty deep sport, with the fluidity of soccer and the big-play potential of football....

Alaa Abdelnaby

Cute quiz. Interesting results distribution.

Scientist here, and this is demonstrably false.

Are you joking, or did you actually just butcher the Schonz? Everyone knows that it's bango before bongo.

Yeah man -- take their money and run. You might have a hard time cleaning all the vomit off of your keyboard every night, though...

Right, but in that example -- if accurate -- the man wasn't trying to actually hurt them; he just wanted to put them in a dangerous situation. Those bombs were clearly intended to wound, dismember,...

And conspicuously try help those they crippled? Seems like it would be a new level of twisted to me -- has anything like that been seen and conclusively proven before? Say it ain't so.

Bingo. That's the "curious" part. If they are specifically picking up HIS clothes, it suggests that they might suspect his involvement somehow. For the sake of what's left of everyone's faith in...

I assumed so, but why would his clothes have more trace chemicals on them than any other item in the vicinity? Are they gathering everybody's clothes?

They took his clothes? Curious.

"Don't you know there ain't no MIXUM, there's just GOD when he's drunk."
- Tom Waits