Flying penis interrupts speech

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  1. LakerBlood

    LakerBlood M.V.P

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>We had to double check that this wasn't a story about Second Life, but rather is an actual event in actual meatspace occurring this past weekend in Moscow. As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces, a radio-controlled penis flew across the room to some applause and laughter. The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air. That's always the case, isn't it? Some guy's having fun with a flying penis when someone joker just has to ruin the party.</div>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>While making a public plea for unity against nemesis Vladimir Putin, a mysterious dangling object from the ceiling distracted the room, invaded by an airborne penis with a helicopter attached to its testicles [video via sharenator]. Undaunted, a bodyguard advanced on the unwelcome member with a stick, neutering it into submission.</div>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate," said Mr. Kasparov. "Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" to which he replied, "Well, if that's its face..."</div>

    Well then, this is the world we live in huh? A world where helicockters try to ruin your speeches when you least expect it. Well, I must admit, this just made my day. If only I knew what they were thinking at the time of the incident. I think this is the funniest thing that has happened in a long time. Below is a video of it on YouTube, and below that, a list of news websites from a search.

    [video=youtube;vbnySBqioB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0[/video]

    Haha, take a look at 0:23. That guy gets so scared.

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  2. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    I saw this somewhere. Maybe some VH1 show. Some dude smacked the shit out of it! haha
     
  3. Lavalamp

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    Reminds me of South Park and a certain lab rat.
     
  4. AEM

    AEM Gesundheit

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    Heheheh, Putin and a putz. [​IMG]
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    Just in case anyone is wondering, the Soviet Union does not support flying penises.
     
  7. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    In Soviet Russia, penis flies YOU!
     
  8. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 21 2008, 09:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>In Soviet Russia, penis flies YOU!</div>
    Goddamnit, I had that!
     
  9. bbwMax

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    haha yeh that guy Bricks it. Those crazy Russians with their flying Penises. First Communism and now that. What next???
     
  10. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    That's disturbing and yet hilarious.
     
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