First Tournament: 1BE v umair

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  1. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    1BE will start, umair you will respond.

    You guys have from 10/13/2008 til 10/20/2008 to get in all three verses EACH.
     
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  2. 1BE

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    this is the first time I've done this since JBB haha..all in good fun...I used to be wayyyy to serious about this when I was a kid lol:

    Avalanche battle rants, they can't be stopped
    Expect assassination, like Smitty was Barack
    BUT ya not, theres not one thing you can change
    My campaign isn't tamed, ain't scared to be deranged
    Don't debate the facts, composed I remain intact
    Meanwhile I leave ya ass scatt-ered
    None of ya policies even matt-er
    You should be flatt-ered, that ya names next to mine
    Smitty is splatt-ered, he done stepped on the mine
    I believe in diplomacy, but got a short temper
    Bomb you off the map, I'm a career ender
     
  3. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    Assassinate me like Barack word? Then I'll call you Mr. McCain//I commend you managing to lift your arms up to type without writhing in pain.
    Matter of fact judges, why even vote for Mr.McCain?//With his next verse you'll just hear more of the same.
    'Barack' on the other hand promises change! McCain better go get his painkillers, because my lines are straight killa//Don't be suprised to see McCain become another page in History like a joint by J Dilla
    You should be amazed with the way I hit McCain with this lyrical Venom//The Air around me is Fresher than a pair of fashionable denim
    This verse is only a preview of how I'll hit em with my lyrical might//This is gonna end quicker than Kimbo Slice did in his last physical fight
     
  4. 1BE

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    Hmmm...I'm not surprised, but the comparison is lame
    I won't lie, there are reasons I could be called McCain
    First off my words are like COKE, feelin tingles in ya brain
    Second I had ya Moms BENT, she ain't neva been the same
    Let's not turn this to mudslinging on my name
    I'm not Shapecity, cause I Administer the pain
    And lets not get caught up in the politics
    Me verse you, come on it's common sense!
    Your 'too plus too' simple, not a problem bitch
    I am another page in history, it hasn't been written!
    But guess who is gonna be included in the sentence!?


    'His first opponent Smitty was ridiculously fragile, as 1BE moved to round two of the battle'
     
  5. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    Verse number 2 and we're at it again with Mr.McCain//Watch how I snort your words up and rattle your brain
    Line about my Mom barely phased me. Wanna see how?//Because she'd never mess with the love child of Boris Diaw
    A couple decent lines and you think you're really flowin? Pass the dro, then//You just a lost boy in the hood about to have a Ricky moment, don't think I'm jokin
    Your ending was cute, I even chuckled a little//So let me 1-Up on you by summing up how you're softer than Skittles

    "Smitty is like King Leonidas, his strength is impeccable, his swag is contagious"//"1BE is like Xerxes, any positive thought about him should be considered outrageous"
    "Smitty is the victor, he's the fly cat that you want to see"//"1BE is better off being Legacy's cheerleader, thinking about what he USED2BE"
     
  6. 1BE

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    Fly cats get skinnned, pussys get singed
    I flow with disgust, that'll make viewers cringe
    This is a lyrical binge, indulged in excellence
    With two BULLsh*t verses, Smitty, ya excrement
    Always number two , you can't handle the truth!!
    You had 'A Few Good Bars'...but dammit ya through
    My verbal monopoly, allows no one to topple me
    While my opponents fall like the economy
    They look up to me like astrology
    I explode, release energy like a dead star
    You got no kevlar, and I spit the lethal lead bars
    Ahead far, you couldn't catch me at light speed
    Rappin ain't for you homie, think about what you might be
    Be a Stuart Scott n*gga, commentate on the professionals
    Or maybe political science, you know, congressional
    But hell no, you can't enter this thresh I hold
    His rhyme style is behind, Smitty is an Eskimo
    Maybe law enforcement, do you want criminal justice?
    Because I'm on the run, I'm NEVER reluctant
    When its time to kill, kill MCS to KILL time
    Don't get me wrong, rhyme beautiful I still chime
    I got an idea! How about a meteorologist!
    Cause I know Smitty knows the sky is fallin quick
    The hurricane is spinnin, natural disaster approaches
    When I reign, I crush MCs like cockroaches

    I'm the dopest.
     
  7. DynastYWarrioR6

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    1BE's verses still stand, Umair will now have to spit out two verses to catch up, then answer 1BE's third verse.
     
  8. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Re: First Tournament: 1BE v Smitty

    My name is Umair and yes I'm the best
    My lines so sick they give you a headache and some stress
    Shooting ya kids in the head like I’m playing with snipers
    Leave you to piss in your pants and shit in ya diapers
    It’s just the beginning but you might as well get serious
    Beat ya up and have you bloody like a girl’s period
    I spit greatness; you should start preaching my lines
    My lyrics so sick, I might mess ya brain or leave you blind
    Charge me with murder; you can call me O.J. (Simpson)
    I fucked you up so bad, you can be Kardashian and I’ll be Ray J
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Verse Number 1 was murder, Verse number 2 is assasination
    Hitting you hard and confusing you like a Dolphin's formation
    I’m like Mercury (planet) always at that number 1 position
    Killing young kids like you everyday, you can call it a tradition
    I’m coming at you faster than (Ussain) Bolt; yes I see you’re shocked
    I got you caged up like Michael Vick, yes I got you locked
    I’m always staying locked and loaded, just ready for whatever
    However, you ain’t never seen a rapper with lines so clever
    You can call me Bush, cuz I’m bringing you down like the economy
    Studying my lines and my words is hard, you can call it astronomy
    You should start listening to Obama, cuz ya style needs changes
    With my lines so sick, I could write a book, something like the Yellow Pages
     
  10. Jurassic

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    When are we voting?
     
  11. DynastYWarrioR6

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    When they finish.
     
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    lol I typed astrology instead of astronomy in my last verse.....my bad. Umair how are you gonna bite a line I just used?

    we still waitin on one more verse from Umair?
     
  13. DynastYWarrioR6

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    Yes.
     
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    The diaper reference in Umair's first verse was pretty funny.

    This takes be back to 04.
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Words indescribable; you can call me a lyrical master
    About to finish this off so hard you can call it a disaster
    My lines are so sick I think they might need medication
    You thought could beat me? Homie that was just your imagination
    I see your fingers are trembling, your veins are popping
    Ima keep attacking you, there is no way im stopping
    I’m killing you step by step, its like I’m on a mission
    Cruising right past you, its like an expedition
    Rapping for me isn’t a hobby, it’s like an occupation
    You have just lost homie, I can smell frustration
     
  16. DynastYWarrioR6

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    And you two are done. Judging will commence later.
     
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    My vote goes to 1BE.
     
  18. Денг Гордон

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    My vote goes to 1BE.

    Both people did horribly. There is no need to talk about how you are killing them in this battle, or about how great you are. You're supposed to prove that by tearing them down with your lyrical attacks, and proving you are demolishing them, and not proclaim you are, because by just proclaiming you are you aren't tearing them down at all.
     
  19. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Explanation?
     
  20. DynastYWarrioR6

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    I felt umair should've attacked the lyrics of 1BE more rather than do what BG7 said, the proclaimation. Granted this was more difficult as two of BE's verses were out before umair joined, but...

    1BE gets my vote.
     

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