Mamba. The dude is a straight asshole and would do anything to win. I could see him busting out some dirty link that infects Thrilla's computer forever. Than Mamba would go down to Boston and see the Garden on fire and spray paint Thrilla sucks and Kobe rules all over the city. Mamba FTW.
Mamba's e-dick is currently bigger than Thrilla's.
You gonna take that Thrilla?
Mamba....I mean...as a Laker fan...I don't even think I'm allowed to choose Thrilla.
It's open to the public. Be non-biased.
I chose Mamba because during the Cardinals/Eagles game, Thrilla and Mamba both attacked me but then Thrilla got fatigued. Mamba stayed strong and never stopped talking shit to me until the very end by calling me bandwagon pussy, fucking ***got, saying that he will kill my family, etc.
That deserves some credit.
Thrilla's e-dick should get some consideration as well since he comes to enemy territory and talks shit to an entire fanbase.
Thrilla is a G. He's the guy who isn't so outlandish, but will shit talk you until he gets bored. Mamba wants to beat you up, shit on you, drag you to a river, shit on you again, throw you in, piss on you as you float away and throw rocks at you till you sink. Gotta love em' both.
How'd Mamba earn homecourt advantage?
They are both the ultimate e-thugs.
Mamba is an OG though. Thrilla is gay.
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Thrilla is like Saw, he would rather torture you slowly but painfully, in the end mess you up psychologically so you end up killing your e-life.
Mamba is a straight up thug, he shows no mercy and kills you, rips your eyeballs out, take a dump on you and force you to eat his shit, then he will go after your family and kill everyone.
Clint Eastwood in 'Gran Torino' vs. Clint Eastwood in 'Dirty Harry'
I didn't know there was a battle, LMAO.
even though I voted for Mamba, I think Thrilla is being underrated
Thrilla is like the BTK killer. Living in your neighborhood, not causing any commotion, but silently killing off everybody brutally, but quitely.
Mamba is like Columbine/Viriginia Tech, no regards for any morals/ethics. He comes in and just goes crazy killing everybody.
Thrilla is the gentlemen. Mamba is the dirty dirty.
Both strategies have their advantages. Mamba is more ostentatious, but that means it's easier for him to get detected, as he got kicked off the staff. Thrilla is sly. He is a thug but worked his butt all the way to the top. Like Suge Knight.
You just compared me to Columbine and Virginia Tech. LMAO. This is fucking awesome.
I think Thrilla's Danny Ainge avatar or wtv adds to the flavor as well. He's got the, yeah yeah I'm killing you, and I don't care because I got no conscience. Very scary to think about. If given the choice to end a community, Mamba would opt for the atomic bomb, to blow the place up to smitherines while he is in the air with his airplane taking photos and snorting cocaine, while laughing like a maniac and thinking about the many more lives he will effect due to radiation. If given the choice, Thrilla wouldn't do that, too outlandish. He would rather infect the whole community with anthrax and watch everybody suffer, and slowly die out, while video taping the stages of death to get off to when he's bored. Very cruel, both of them.
Keep it coming Brian, you're distracting me from my essay. Asshole. You're fucking dead.
You two keep on jawing because I'm taking notes. Soon I'll be an even bigger thug then you guys. My e-dick will be so big I'll wrap it around your neck ten times. I'm gonna have both of your skills combined.
Oh my goodness...this has to be one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a loooonnnnggggg time.
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