What Would You Do

[Mamba]

If your mom was a pornstar?

[huevonkiller]

Hook up with her pornstar girlfriends?

[Mamba]

Not realistic and just gross.

As a kid growing up, what would you do? When you hit puberty and HS and shit, what would you do?

[JE]

Not watch the videos, enjoy the money.

[huevonkiller]

Dude, I thought you were talking about someone my age with a pornstar mom. :[

As a kid I'd feel totally embarrassed by it. I don't know I wouldn't be devastated or anything though, I've got my own life to live and she can do whatever the hell she wants.

[Mamba]

Not watch the videos, enjoy the money.

Haha, what if you were watching a porn video and out of no where, she comes in with a huge black dick in her mouth?

Ahh gross...

I don't know what I'd do, I don't think I'd talk to her, I think I would try and get her out of my life.

[Lost One]

If my mom was a porn star, I'd wonder who my real dad was.

Yes I'd be pissed and ashamed, even though I like watching porn.

[Mamba]

Brian, that is why your grades are falling. You watch porn.

Give it 10 minutes before Vinyard raids this thread.

[huevonkiller]

Vinyard has a Masters in Porn history.

[Vinyard]

Hai!

[Mamba]

Vinyard would jack off to his own mom.

[Vinyard]

^That's disturbing. You're the one who started this thread. Consider for one minute what's going on in your head.

[JE]

Haha, what if you were watching a porn video and out of no where, she comes in with a huge black dick in her mouth?

Ahh gross...

I don't know what I'd do, I don't think I'd talk to her, I think I would try and get her out of my life.

I'd turn off the video in question, and I wouldn't hold being a porn star against her. Its not like people aspire to be a porn star, its usually a last resort.

[huevonkiller]

^That's disturbing. You're the one who started this thread. Consider for one minute what's going on in your head.

Solid comeback man.

[Mamba]

I was sitting in class today and these kids were talkin about porn and these other kids were talking about moms. I put two and two together.

[AKIRA]

what would i do? not tell anybody and not watch any of it, ever.

what would you do if your dad was a porn star?

[huevonkiller]

High Five.

[Lost One]

High Five.

+1

he'd be a PIMP, your mom would be a slut

[Mamba]

Not if he did gay porn.

[Денг Гордон]

Being a pornstar seems like a pretty good job for girls, as long as they work to get the power in what they're doing and not go into the really sleazy stuff. I'd imagine those solo girl sites have to be profitable as hell.

In addition, they could just be a stripper, and go to a decent club where they won't be exploited for sex, and where they can just strip, and make a lot of money that way.

Then of course there is the legal prostitution in Nevada where they can make a ton of money.

Us guys get the short end of the stick on this one. Girls have all these easy ways to get money. Guys? We just can sell our plasma for $50 a week...and the girls can do that to. (well that, and sell drugs, but I was talking legal stuff up above).

[kobe23]

um i'd be embarassed at first maybe?... but after a decade of embarrassment i don't think i will, i'll get used to it... at the end all you have is 1 mother.

maybe ill gather the courage to ask her to set me up with one of her younger 'colleagues' just for fun.