Joel says he's playing tomorrow! :)

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  1. mgb

    mgb Over-Nite Sensation

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    I'm glad he hasn't lost his sense of humor.

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    mgb, Dec 23, 2009
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    Funny. Love me some Joel!
     
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    "What they don't have is a healthy center. Oden is gone. Przybilla is gone. But, this team still has fight. Don't underestimate that.

    What a crazy story this is becoming. I'm proud to be associated with this group"

    I like Mike Barrett even more after reading this. He's obviously attached to this team, which some might suggest is unprofessional for a broadcaster. I don't care - So he's a homer, I'm good with that. I'm proud of this team too.
     
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    hahahaha..... oh wait hes out for the season..... and roys getting an MRI.

    good times... anyone have any bartender jokes?
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    So a guy walks into a bar and says "FUCK MIXUM." The bartender kind of looks at him funny and says, "Is that some sort of a drink?" The guy smiles slyly and says, "Yep, a special kind. Like the best sex you've ever had. If you make me one for free, I'll give you the recipe." The bartender is always looking for a good recipe, and says, "Sure, okay."

    The guy says, "Take out your nastiest whisky, your foulest vodka, your rankest tequila, and three shotglasses. Pour a shot into each." The bartender does so. The guy then says, "Now, check in the back, and find a bottle of grown man's tears." The bartender's like "WTF, mate?" And the guy just says, "Every bar has one, trust me. A bar this old definitely has one."

    So the bartender goes back, and sure enough, there's a bottle marked "tears of a grown man" - it's mostly full. He comes back. The guy at the bar says, "Great, now put a drop in each." The bartender does so. Each glass fizzes and the bartender thinks he can hear screaming and sobbing.

    "Okay, now pour three glasses of wine, your wateriest, foulest vingear. And go back into the back and get the bottle marked "pity of a woman". The bartender does, and puts a drop in each glass of wine. A strange whine, a cooing sound comes from the fizzing glasses.

    The guy says, "Okay, now drink them all at the same time."

    The bartender says, "How do I do that?"

    The guy says, "Fuck, mix 'em!"
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Post of the year.
     
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    The amazing part is that it took less than 20 minutes to see MIXUM's post and then concoct and type this brilliant response.

    Awesome.
     
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    I am awestruck. :clap:
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BlazerCaravan again.

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    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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