The I don't know how you say it, ahh yes topic

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    I got this email and I thought I'd share it, it was pretty funny. If it's old, sorry in advance. 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and havespent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.5. If you drink decaf coffee, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his balls, or play with his broad in the passenger seat.8. If you chiffonade, wear "outfits" and seek Tommy Bahama sales, you definitely have tendencies and look forward to spending some jail time with Bubba.
     
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    my dad applys t about half of those [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    hahahahai tried to name more than 6 colors and couldnt
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.</div>Well I'll easily piss in a parking lot... but public dumps, sorry I just cant - well only if I'm out camping or on my extremityBut I'm no fag [​IMG]
     
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    I peed on a building with my friends once [​IMG]
     
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    ^ Done numerous times...The rush of public piss!
     
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    AMEN! Men rule! :rock:
     
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    Um, that could go either way Nasser.... [​IMG]
     
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    hahahahaha. i needed that laugh.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SunnyD @ Sep 9 2006, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Um, that could go either way Nasser.... [​IMG]</div>Nope, it just means we're simpler than women, we're tough and we love our sports. :rock: Meat good, key lime pie bad.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Sep 9 2006, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I peed on a building with my friends once [​IMG]</div>lol I peeed on someones front door on halloween one year because they weren't home. Made sure to get the doorknob. Pretty funny stuff although I love cats. :no3:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Diesel @ Sep 10 2006, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol I peeed on someones front door on halloween one year because they weren't home. Made sure to get the doorknob. Pretty funny stuff although I love cats. :no3:</div>I did that once :rock:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Sep 9 2006, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I peed on a building with my friends once [​IMG]</div>what a hardass. :HAHAHA:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SunnyD @ Sep 9 2006, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Um, that could go either way Nasser.... [​IMG]</div> :HAHAHA: ASU.. pick your words more carefully next time [​IMG]
     

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