Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

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  1. BALLAHOLLIC

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.</div>http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/20...ostitute?full=1 :wtf1:
     
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    :wtf1: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
     
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    He's got the best job in the world.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."</div>What an idiot. Hes always doing something stupid. Hes gonna end up with aids or somethin.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Combs @ Nov 20 2006, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>He's got the best job in the world.</div>Having sex with a 300 pound virgin doesn't sound all that appealing to me.
     
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    I wonder if he will get fired for biting some "customer's" ear off. :g: Little Mike is a retard. Like Justice said, he is going to be screwing a lot of ugly chicks.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."</div>This made me laugh for some reason.
     
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    Me - "Would you do Mike Tyson?"Girlfriend - "Uhh uhh, he's one ugly Motherf*cker"Whew, 1 less fear.
     
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    Tyson should be ashamed of himself, I mean he could of been a great boxer. His life just wen't down the hill so much.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Nov 20 2006, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Me - "Would you do Mike Tyson?"Girlfriend - "Uhh uhh, he's one ugly Motherf*cker"Whew, 1 less fear.</div>You were worried that your girlfriend was going to pay to have sex with a sex offender with a tattoo on his face?
     
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    I'm happy for him. Go Mike, screw themz bitchez.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 20 2006, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You were worried that your girlfriend was going to pay to have sex with a sex offender with a tattoo on his face?</div>Yes.
     
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    Why would you worry about your girlfriend having sex with Mike Tyson? No self respecting woman would have sex with him.
     
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    I dont think he will make that much money. Most women would be scared to do it with him knowing what kinda psycho he is. He did resently say he wanted to fight women.
     
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    Looks like someone is bringing Sexy Back
     
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    I thought he was already a pornstar? [​IMG]
     
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    this story is erroneous and tyson's lawyers are threatening to sue the woman who runs the brothel. sorry to spoil the fun, guys
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dmoney @ Nov 20 2006, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why would you worry about your girlfriend having sex with Mike Tyson? No self respecting woman would have sex with him.</div>It was a joke obviously...<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Nov 24 2006, 03:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>this story is erroneous and tyson's lawyers are threatening to sue the woman who runs the brothel. sorry to spoil the fun, guys</div>NOOOOOOOOO. :ranting:
     
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    she has to be one brave girl to wanna have sex with mike tyson
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BuLLzDoMaIn @ Nov 25 2006, 03:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>she has to be one brave girl to wanna have sex with mike tyson</div>
    Well, obviously. If she doesn't screw him then he will kill her and eat her kids for breakfast.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (drake24 @ Nov 20 2006, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wonder if he will get fired for biting some "customer's" ear off. :g: Little Mike is a retard. Like Justice said, he is going to be screwing a lot of ugly chicks.This made me laugh for some reason.</div>I can just imagine him biting someones ear off in bed.
     

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