Silly wabbit. It's OK when these things happen at *other* schools. I'm sure some of our Beaver friends will soon be along to explain why!
You're damn right! You see what happened was.....well I think what happened was.....no, I know what happened and it was..... Move along, nothing to see here.
On a serious note, I'd like to know what Malcolm's excuse is going to be. I hope he ends up being punished in some way.