This week's favorites:
That's just nutty talk.
Not ironic at all. I felt I had to respond at a level you would understand (i.e. 3rd grade).
Default! The 2 sweetest words in the English language.
Just remember that the hosts are being forced by the team to be positive. Don't believe a word they say.
Sometimes, fate likes to toy with optimists by temporarily making them think they were right. When things inevitably go wrong, the crushing of that false hope lends a delicious tang to the taste of their tears.