I'm ALWAYS right and I NEVER lie. - George C. Tirebiter
Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid. - John Wayne
You are responsible for your children until they are a credit to society. - Jovan Banjanin
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Yugoslavian proverb
Melody is King. - Howard Roberts
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T.A.C. strikes again.
The most embarrassing thing since Jimmy Carter tried to rescue the hostages in Iran.
You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter lets him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says 'Who's that?' St. Peter says, 'Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane.
When you say my name, say it like you really mean it!
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