Say your at a legal brothel in Nevada

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  1. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Do you bother to make small talk blah blah blah or do you just get right down to busines?
     
  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I don't even make small talk with my wife!
     
  3. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Say you're having sex with thousands of other men, many with STD's, because that's essentially what you are doing at a brothel. :tsktsk:
     
  4. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.
     
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  5. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Alright BW is hands down the funniest poster in this forum.
     
  6. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    "So ... come here often?"

    What the fuck are you supposed to chit-chat with a hooker about?
     
  7. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I make them say they will do me for free . . . it gets me hard.
     
  8. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Down to business? We cuddle for a bit. I like to be the little spoon.
     
  9. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Would a hooker let you put your hands down on her head? I always thought it was like when you're getting arrested, you know, keep your hands on your head...
     
  10. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I've never been to a brothel, not fucked a hooker. So you guys have?
     
  11. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    F no. Not my kinda thing. I've never had to pay for sex (nor would I - I don't need to), so if I ever have banged a hooker, she gave it up for free.
     
  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You say "chit-chat" and I say "haggle"....
     
  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Perhaps.
     
  14. Stephen Curry

    Stephen Curry GSW Championship Year

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    The small talk is me giving her my money no talking
     
  15. DaLincolnJones

    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    HAhahhahahhhaahaahaa fuckin Wook...repped

    Use the time to barter and drink
     
  16. mgb

    mgb Over-Nite Sensation

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    Tell her not to say anything to my wife so she can blackmail me later.
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I don't know why I missed this thread. Was looking up some MGB posts.

    Never been to a brothel and I live here. Wonder if they let you pay to chase one of them around with a weapon first?
     
  18. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I always like to make small talk with your wife before we do it.
     
  19. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Wait you make small talk with HCP's wife before you do HCP..?? Or his wife. Because I can imagine the both of them coming to your house and she comes inside while he mows your lawn, but the other way seems likely too. The internets can be soooo confusing.
     
  20. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I'd be nervous (she's a stranger, no matter how well paid and professional), so yeah I'd probably be like Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China...

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