Um...what the hell SA, snake in Blazer locker room?!?

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  1. Prue

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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    Oh man, I hope our guys don't get...wait for it...RATTLED!
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    I know this franchise has been a little snake bit in the past, metaphorically speaking, but this is ridiculous.
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    Remember when Kobe had a bad steak or something in Sacramento and got food poisoning? Fans be crazy yo!
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    WOW! That's crazy!

    I wish it would be a requirement that the title of the thread should clearly state the topic of the thread.
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    Probably one of the maintenance workers put it there. Ridiculous.
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    I would have cut off that snake's head and put into Danny Green's bed. Godfather style.
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    The Blazers should eat it raw during pregame warmups and use the snake blood for war paint.
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    I don't know , I thought "what the hell" was pretty accurate for what happens when there's a snake in the locker room.

    ...T-rob should have killed the snake then wore it out of the tunnel. Bring it up and leave it at the scorers table when he checks in
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    Happy?
     
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    Re: Um...what the hell SA

    Not yet. Check back in 3 hours.
     
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    Spurs are denying it happened.
     
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    Theo Ratliff came for a tryout?
     
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    We should get revenge by putting Bigfoot in the Spurs locker room for game 3.
     
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    shouldn't there be some sort of investigation? i mean, imagine if someone had gotten bit...

    then again, it is san antonio, texas, and there are probably snakes and giant bugs and poisonous bullshit everywhere anyway so i guess i wouldn't be surprised if the snake just walked in on its own
     
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    I would be EXTREMELY surprised to see a snake walk seeing as they don't have legs. :pimp:

    I highly doubt someone put it there intentionally, and if someone did it was most certainly not one of the Spurs staff or players... If anyone it was probably a minimum wage contract vendor, and why put it in Thomas Robinson's locker of all people????
     
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    I'm seriously wondering how something like that could get in there with nobody noticing.
     
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    Spurs must have used illegal Mexican labor to build their arena. The snake got in due to shoddy construction.
     
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