http://www.theonion.com/video/ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-hea,36077/ This news report gave me some ideas...
Oh my, I'm not going to Ohio soon. I guess everyone in Ohio has their heads on straight, if not, they will remove it for you, if it can't be corrected, that is...! Oooppss. 2ndly I'd never see a Chiropractor in Ohio either, if he wanted to "straighten my neck out".... How about trading A-Roid to Cleveland or Cincy...?j I'd take a bat boy in return.
Wood Chipper works....! A street leveler, you know the heavy roller to flatten fresh pavement....someone could have a one of a kind FatHead. Only his Bio-Genesis Trainer may want it.
I could of swore A-Roid will never play another game in the Bronx. On good faith, and solid word, I did hear from multiple sources, and observed on the Times Square Ticker Monitor, "A-Fraud Lynching-2015 Opening Day Festival-Attendance IS FREE To All, Participation is Optional"....!!! Not to be cruel, but I can't see even a Fraud, putting himself in harm's way, let alone career suicide, to take his position on the field. You thought it was bad when the Stadium threw all their Reggie Bars onto the Field, or when Fans threw a blow up doll at Canseco, as well as other objects? A metal detector can't pick up a new age composite gun. Not that I implicate violence, but IF I were the boy, I'd plan my escape to play in Japan..... After all, the Yanks have the best working relationship with Japanese baseball. As bad as it sounds, I honestly can't see Alex ever wearing pinstripes. I know its too likely, whether I like the idea or not. But, I am only one person, and I'm sure 4 million annual Fan-atics voice much the same opinion...lets poll shall we....?