10 Things Every Guy Should Know By 21

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Well, here is the article: http://t.living.msn.com/life-inspired/10-things-every-man-should-know-by-21-2

    In short, her list is:

    1. Learn to tie a tie. Even better: learn how to tie a bow tie. Even better than better: learn to fold a pocket square. [why?]
    2. Wear the right amount of cologne. [hahaha!!!]
    3. Build a fire. At the very least, know how to light a grill. [agreed]
    4. Know how to take care of a hungover lady. [*edited: Rape jokes are better left in your head*]
    5. Ask a woman on a date. A real date. ["Get in the pickup, bitch."]
    6. Enjoy the company of old people. [How are ya, Denny?]
    7. The more time you spend talking about yourself and how great you are, the less great you seem. [How are ya, Denny?]
    8. Ironing in general. Particularly a dress shirt. [agreed]
    9. Crack open your car manual —and actually read it. [agreed]
    10. Be a thoughtful gifter. [why? What woman doesn't change her mind every 5 minutes?]
     
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    Maybe we can add...

    11. How to properly tear panties off a standing woman.
    12. How to properly get a woman to climax.
    13. How to get a woman to either like football or shut up until commercials.
    14. How to properly handle a threesome.
     
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    There should be a list for women to know by the time they're 21, but 10 isn't enough
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    *edited: This is already edging on ugly sexism, let's not get completely misogynistic, thanks*
     
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    Spoken like a recently married man.
     
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    I disagree.

    That was a totally unnecessary edit.

    This board is kinda floating out to sea after circling the bowl.
     
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    Tell me about it. Obviously it was a joke... It's like liberal athiests have taken over this board
     
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    Know how to be injured, sick or take a punch without complaining

    Stand up for something you believe in.

    Travel in other countries

    Try foods, sports, music ... That sound bizarre and shed your preconceived notions.
     
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    Well, I wouldn't say "taken over the board." Only me and barfo are really "liberal atheists." And besides, I prefer liberal agnostic.

    That aside, it being a "joke" doesn't mean it isn't sexist.
     
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    Become a liberal atheist
     
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    And boom goes the dynamite...

    So the convo about ripping clothes off and shit like that ain't? Selective sexism?
     
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    Not only was it clearly a joke, but funny and hardly offensive. One of the reasons I'm not around as much but this isn't near the board it used to be. Especially when a post like that gets edited.

    That was plain wrong.
     
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    If you are so damn obsessed with anything remotely sexist, my original post and the one following was much worse.

    This is stupid.
     
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    wow, i had no idea that BP was such a pervert

    kudos or something
     
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    Fuck yeah it was funny!!! I dedicate it to all the lovely woman on this board... Especially sly!
     
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    Now we are being told how to think by Minstrel.

    S2
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    And they say us Christians are uptight
     
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    I edited yours too. The forum is more permissive, so I didn't edit everything, just the most egregious stuff.
     
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    i think all men should definitely learn how to drive a stick, but so should all women
     
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    Wait u were the mod that edited my post? When the fuck you become mod?
     

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