Bring Back Oden!!!

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  1. IgorconQueso

    IgorconQueso New Member

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    Lets get the big man back. Hes ufa and cheap. Even if he is the 12th man off the bench it will be worth it.
     
  2. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Sadly, I think he's done. What a tragedy. Hopefully he saved his money.

    Seriously, his knees probably cost him half a billion dollars. He had both the game and the personality to be the new Shaq.
     
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    Why? He offers nothing at all.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Odin was the son of Bor and the Frost Giantess Bestia. Odin pined for the day he would ascend to his father's place as leader of the gods. When time-traveling god of evil Loki arrived from the future and transformed Bor into snow, Odin claimed his father was dead and assume rule over his lands alongside his brothers Vili and Ve. The three brothers returned to their father's kingdom of Asgard, which had become home of the gods. Upon the apparent death's of his brothers at the hands of the fire-demon Surtur, Odin absorbed their life essences, increasing his own power (the "Odinpower") and assumed sole rule of Asgard.

    Then he had microfracture surgery, and the rest, as they say, is history.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    Hammer of Thor, I have a hangover
     
  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    He used to be a warrior, then he took an arrow to the knee.

    BNM
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Bring in female Thor instead

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    chris_in_pdx OLD SCHOOL

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    Transplant Meyers' knees to Oden, he doesn't seen to be needing them.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    A back injury, eh? That's Greg for you, always coming up with novel ways to break down.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Oden? No thanks. Although, I put 10 bucks down that if he played as many minutes this coming season as Leonard Meyers, he'd have better stats. ;)
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Where are you going to get a heart donor?
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Well, you're all heart! :)
     
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    Roy?
     
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    I've said it before but it bears revisiting that guys like Oden should come back through the D league and not waste precious roster spots for healthy talent. I don't feel sorry for Greg. He's made more money per minute on the court than about any player in recent history. Got paid to sit in crutches for how many years? I wish no player ill will except for Raymond Felton.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Well, it's not like he's forcing anyone at gunpoint or threat of lawsuit. If teams consider him a good enough investment to give him a roster spot, in that sense he's earned it.
     
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    HAHAHA!!!
     

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