Blazer dancer tryouts finale!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    True story, I asked our contact at the Blazers if I could be a judge this year and he said he'd get back to me... never heard from him again. Now which one of you guys ratted me out?
     
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    Maybe Rice and Barrett do the hiring of the dance team.
     
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    Danforth, Dirt and Sprague did the prelims for the auditions.... so yeah, you clearly have no qualifications to do this, sly.
     
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    Those guys where kinda rude about it on the radio.
     
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    That was a little awkward with Drew Carney. Eh. This will be fun.
     
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    Wow, some of them are not very good.
     
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    I felt really bad for that one that was about a beat slower than the rest. It was super awkward.
     
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    #20 is a shoe-in.
     
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    She was good.
     
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    Sly, if you had told everyone about this earlier... we could have met at Grand Central. :lol:
     
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    That last part of the last dance was a little off.. lol.
     
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    Hahahahaha! I'm sure at least 1 or 2 people would have shown up.
     
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    I think #4 and 5 dont like #6. I can feel the animosity!!
     
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    I just watched the first round (40 of 160 minutes) and I'm tired. Judging them is harder than I expected. No one stands out as bad. All 37 are experienced and know what they're doing. Now there are a couple more rounds and 16 will win. I can't judge quickness, watching 3 at a time. I'd hate to be a basketball scout.
     
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    I'd just pick the 16 shortest dancers, they make our team seem taller. The tall contestants just looked out of place and gangly
     
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    Ill bring the lotion precious
     
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    When a tall one swings her arm or leg, you notice it more, because it travels farther.

    I'm a rookie to this, but it seems that the skill is 80% quickness, 10% travel distance of limbs, and 10% how well they know the routines. The last can be corrected with practice. Down around #16, the tie-breaker is beauty. Above #16, skill is the only factor. The judges are mainly women who have done or taught cheerleading for years. As a man, I'm just stupidly thinking, they're all good; I don't know who to pick.
     
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    Everyone pop a viagra and watch. Last one to pitch a tent wins
     

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