Thrilla Jr.!!

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  1. Rastapopoulos

    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    Title is misleading. There is will the thrill and there was Joel the thrilla przybilla
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Yeah this is Thrill Jr.
     
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    Are you sure it's his? Doesn't look like him at all... Maybe if the baby had a scraggly beard.
     
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    I was noticing the lack of facial hair myself. Luckily hes not the quarterback of the Steelers or id be wondering what hes doing with that baby.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    For ID purposes in the hospital, the baby should at all times wear a small manly flowery baseball cap.
     
  7. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If I was Will I would ask for a DNA test.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Yeah, it threw me off too. ;)
     
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    Perhaps you have not seen many babies of African lineage. My second kid was born in Flint, in the hospital downtown, and I assure you it is common to have very pale skin at first (if that's what's throwing you off, rather than the absence of goatee).
     
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    I fully endorse this idea. It would be totally adorable. (Except on game days, then the baby should wear a headband.)
     
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    Once you start making money you only get white kids








    Just kidding, good for will, hope only the best, especially health and happiness.
     
  13. Bob Dobalina

    Bob Dobalina Funkee Human Being

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    Baby mama has light skin, which could also account for the initial lack of color.
     
  14. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    But wtf? look at her in this picture. it seems it was mere weeks ago, and she doesn't look remotely pregnant.
     
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    It happens sometimes.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    You guys are silly... Look at that baby's lips and nose and tell me he doesn't have black features...
     
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    I don't care if she has purple colored skin, if you ain't married you should get a DNA test.
     
  18. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    not like that. Unless she's carrying the baby in her butt.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    first off, the belly's away from the camera, secondly, yes it does like that... happened to my cousin. She didn't show at all.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    You can get a pretty decent view of her side though (note the gap between Will's arm and her back). Based off Will being 6'5" (I have experience at that height) she's probably 5'2" or under (she's probably wearing heels, just cut out, but her calves raise a big flag here). I have NEVER heard of a woman under 5'4" not showing at 8 or 9 months.

    edit: I'm calling it. Dobalina got his story wrong. That woman is his girl, but he knocked up another woman. That woman lives in Toronto I'm 99% sure. Will was in Memphis two days before his son was born. The mother must have been some college fling or something.
     
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