Yeast into opiates!

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  1. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Wtf?!?! That's crazy!
     
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    Soon, meth houses will be filled with sleeping people who started producing opiates from yeast but then got tired and went to bed. Seems safer to me.
     
  4. MarAzul

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    This is Bull!

    I am sitting here right now instead of working because of a thing call pseudo Gout. It is cause by yeast. Yeast used in bread and donuts and what ever.
    We had guests for a week last week and I drank a couple beers each night for a couple day. Beer is made with Yeast. I don't eat bread anymore but I forgot the fucking beer has it too.
    Now let me tell you, there is no fucking pain killer in yeast, I wish there was but my left foot says, no, no, no.
     
  5. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    No they won't, for the same reason you don't see tons of people making lsd. It is highly scientific and you have to know what you are doing. To make meth all you need to do is throw random caustic chemicals into a gatorade bottle and hope you don't die.
     
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  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Opiates in yeast? No wonder Courtney Love looks high all the time...
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    all those times I fell asleep drooling face down in a woman's vagina are starting to make sense now
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Reversed, dude.

    And then your joke/comic/humor/logic/truth makes complete and utter (udder?) sense.

    #justsayin
     
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  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    "Boats carried millions of soldiers to world war 2. Bullshit! How can an remote controlled boat carry anyone?! They are way too tiny to even fit one person. All boats are exactly the same! The word "boat" isn't some all encompassing term." /s

    That's basically what it sounds like to me. There are many, MANY, many strains of yeast, and some brilliant minds were able to selectively breed/splice a new and unique strain.
     
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    Do you think I spoke rashly? Perhaps, but I bet you didn't know yeast caused gout!
    Or what might appear to be gout.. That is a sad fact, and an attempt to make light of it.
     
  12. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I didn't know yeast and gout were related. But honestly, I hardly know anything about gout. You shouldn't make light of a serious illness, unless it's through a brown bottle first.
     
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    The Hell! The yeast that cause the gout came out of a brown bottle.
     
  14. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Now that I actually read up, I see you're just a red nosed drunk!
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    this is all starting to make sense
     

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