http://www.csnnw.com/video_content_type/rip-city-two-cents-rose-vs-lillard http://www.csnnw.com/video_content_type/rip-city-two-cents-hot-starts
Here is the last one. http://www.csnnw.com/video_content_type/rip-city-two-cents-blazers-vs-bulls I kinda sucked on this one, lol.
all kidding aside, you dont sound ridiculous at all, if i didnt know it was you i wouldnt have thought it was a newbie or whatever
next time, try doing it with a mouthful of thumbtacks. when you get to the climax scream "oh fuck! the blood! the fucking blooooood!!!" you will definitely get a reddit thread