Man Laws

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  1. AdropOFvenom

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    Yeah these are good, most beer commercials are good in my book.
     
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    lol, good stuff, I just spent about 10 minutes reading the laws
     
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    "Women who claim to 'love sports' must be considered spies until they prove knowledge of the sport" [​IMG]
     
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    Those are great, and I pretty much agree with all of them.
     
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    i submited one couple days ago :"any question no matter how big or how small can be decided by the flip of the quarter, if its good enough for the nfl, its good enough for a man" .it was something like that..
     
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    Mine:"If a story is being told during which any mans testicles in anyway crushed, grabbed or hurt, all men listening must immediately grimace and grab said area. Failure to do so can result in loss of manhood, and loss of respect from other men."
     
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    ^thats a good onethose are all hilarious
     
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    The 2 you guys submitted are pretty good. I agree with both.
     
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    one that is commonly misused and not talked about."all conversations held in a public restroom must take place on equal footing. "ie. stall to stall, urinal to urinal, sink to sink.
     
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    I hate when people talk to me when I'm taking a piss and they are just hanging out in the bathroom
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Johnny White Guy @ May 28 2006, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I hate when people talk to me when I'm taking a piss and they are just hanging out in the bathroom</div>Yeah, when your taking a piss there should be no conversation, period. lol
     
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    eys must be straight ahead, or up the ceiling
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nebkreb @ May 28 2006, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>eys must be straight ahead, or up the ceiling</div>Exactly.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 28 2006, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nebkreb @ May 28 2006, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>eys must be straight ahead, or up the ceiling</div>Exactly.</div>Well that's a given. [​IMG]
     
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    what else would you do??lol, nevermind
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nebkreb @ May 28 2006, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>eys must be straight ahead, or up the ceiling</div>Or reading the convienently placed advertisement posters.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 28 2006, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, when your taking a piss there should be no conversation, period. lol</div>If vocal communication is required, grunts or throat-clearings will suffice.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeefunk @ May 29 2006, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 28 2006, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, when your taking a piss there should be no conversation, period. lol</div>If vocal communication is required, grunts or throat-clearings will suffice.</div>Unless your talking to someone you know, only if your both waiting your turn.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Capt. Comeback @ May 30 2006, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeefunk @ May 29 2006, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 28 2006, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, when your taking a piss there should be no conversation, period. lol</div>If vocal communication is required, grunts or throat-clearings will suffice.</div>Unless your talking to someone you know, only if your both waiting your turn.</div>which refers back to post #10 [​IMG]
     

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