Your Toronto Raptors

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  1. deception

    deception JBB Banned Member

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    i though it might be kinda fun to list some random questions and match it with the appropriate raptor. So what do u guys think and try and be original with your answers

    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with? Mo. Pete

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with? Anthony Parker (he's been around the world)

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight? Kris Humpries (roid rage)

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating? Chirs Bosh (conservative, plus i'm sure he would lend me some money to invest)

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you? Chris Bosh

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence? Chris Bosh (seems like he would be well prepared for an exam)

    (7)The Raptor who cheat off U on an exam? Mo. Pete

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend? Bargnani (its the European thing)

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with? Garbosa, apparently he speaks multiple languages
     
  2. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    lol, funny idea.


    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with? Morris Peterson... you gotta give the dude respect for staying with this team for so long.

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with? Anthony Parker... I guess, but I don't know how interesting it'd be.

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight? Joey Graham... physically, the man's a freak.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating? Uros Slokar... how long could someone stay with his ugly ass?

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you? Darrick Martin... for motivation?

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence? Chris Bosh... you know he would've studied.

    (7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam? Kris Humphries... low B-ball IQ.

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend? Jorge Garbajosa... and then a month later you see a sex tape floating around the net.

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with? Rasho Nesterovic... he knows Europe and he's the highest paid of all the players.
     
  3. rafy

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    Cool thread, but this would be so much funner if we could pick all time raptors.

    1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with? Sam Mitchell if he counts, so I can scold him over last year.

    2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with? Anthony Parker because he's been like everywhere.

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight? Pape Sow, for obvious reasons, he's just so kickass.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating? Derrick Martin, he seems like a good guy, and he looks like a chipmunk ffs.

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you? Chris Bosh, just super cool.

    The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence? Derrick Martin because he just looks like an intelligent hard working kind of guy.

    The Raptor who cheat off U on an exam? Kris Humphries, he's about as smart as a stack of pringles of the court.

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend? the Porn Player, need I explain myself?

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with? Anthony Parker, the dudes been everywhere.
     
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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting rafy:</div><div class="quote_post">Cool thread, but this would be so much funner if we could pick all time raptors.
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    point taken, lets use our all time raptors to fill out the questions.

    1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with? jalen rose, easily the coolest guy that ever played for the raps

    2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with? Anthony Parker (anybody that goes from missouri to israel is worth speaking to)

    3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight? Antonio Davis (do u remember what he did to brian haywood

    4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating? Chris Bosh

    5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you? mugsy bogues, so the other kids could taunt him for being shorter than them

    6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence? Matt Bonner (i believe his lowest letter grade was a B in uni.)

    7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam? Charles Oakley, no explanation need, plus he would kick my arse if i didn't let him

    8) The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend? T-Mac, seems like he would have no conscience on matters like this

    9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with? Damon Stoudamire- cause parts of the world have relaxed drug laws and we know mighty mouse loves his pot.
     
  5. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with?

    Jose Calderon..he seems like an easy going guy...plus he has weak english so he can't start asking why a random brown guy is drinking beer with him anyway.
    For comedy's sake, I'd love to see Vince Carter drunk though.
    Mo Pete or any other "high profile" Raptors player would garner too much attention in the pubs...I don't wanna be surrounded by 90 people watching the dude I'm having a beer with.

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with?

    Charles Oakley so he can give me a strange look and say "boy, WTFF you talkin about? You high or somethin?" [​IMG]

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight?

    Charles Oakley or Antonio Davis...Oaks would knock the sh*t out of anyone.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating?

    Uh...None of them cause they'd all be like over one foot taller then my sister (except Mugsy of course) but if I had to pick I guess it'd be Vince Carter...I'd also instruct my sister to dump him after he gives me a tour of his house, season tickets for free, and some autographed jerseys and other freebies [​IMG] Plus, he seems like the type of dude that can be severely whipped.

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you?

    Vince Carter...imagine coming out of that dude's car (or private jet) when he was liked in Toronto.

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence?

    Vince Carter or Dell Curry...Curry seems quite intelligent (looks wise, although that can be decieving) and any pro sports player that puts his education before an important game deserves all the credit in the world, regardless of what the sports media tells you.

    (7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam?

    Charles Oakley or Hoffa...I can imagine Hoffa being lost in the exam room as well.

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend?


    TMac seems like those 'player' type dudes...Andrea seems too shy to steal my girlfriend for whoever mentioned him...I also wouldn't trust Caledron, because although he has bad english, his accent/Euroness could get any girl probably...not to mention the fact that he's rich...Euro players are the sh*t when it comes to ladies (see Tony Parker and Sarunas).

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with?

    Lenny Wilkins...because he can tell me the origins of every single country in the world and how it has evolved and developed since the time of his birth (over 1000 years ago) [​IMG]
     
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    nice one deception! fun game [​IMG]

    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with? Mo. Pete

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with? tj ford. wasnt he a poly-sci major?

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight? fred jones...dont ask me why, but that guy just looks like he could kick ass lol

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating? Bosh...he'll likely have the most money lol

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you? bosh

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence? Chris Bosh (seems like he would be well prepared for an exam) <--agreed

    (7)The Raptor who cheat off U on an exam? hoffa so would have been the right one here lol

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend? fred jones...smooth lookin brotha with dollars

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with? mo pete
     
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    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with?

    Mo-Pete...seems like someone fun to get drunk with...I rather drink something else than beer though

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with?

    Pape Sow.

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight?

    Joey Graham...Dude's a tankkk...and pretty tall too.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating?

    Chris Bosh because he's too innocent to be a player or anything, plus he's smart and will be the richest Raptor soon

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you?

    Our team is so...boring. Probably would be Mo-Pete.

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence?

    Bosh...Well if it was math related. Otherwise, Darrick Martin. Dude looks smart.

    (7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam?

    Kristopher Humphries

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend?


    Jorge Garbajosa of course.

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with?

    Mo Pete...he looks like he likes to eat out alot. Not a bad idea to take him with you when you travel the world and see food you never seen before
     
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    i thought of another intriguing question...

    10) who would u want to watch a high school basketball game with because of his basketball i.q.? rob babcock, he's got a shrewd eye for talent
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    10) who would u want to watch a high school basketball game with because of his basketball i.q.? Isiah Thomas... best talent evaluator we've had (pending on Colangelo).
     
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    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with?

    Mo.

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with?

    JYD.

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight?

    Oakley and not even close.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating?

    Anthony Parker. Seems like a genuinly good guy overall.

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you?

    Loren Woods. Dude is tall as hell and one of the funniest cats in the league.

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence?

    Bosh.

    (7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam?

    Hoffa. He's probably stuck defining words off of the dictionary.


    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend?


    MILT!

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with?

    Mo/Tracy. It's a tie.


    (10) who would u want to watch a high school basketball game with because of his basketball i.q.?


    Gotta be BC.
     
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    (1)The Raptors U would most like to have a beer with?

    Alvin Williams

    (2)The Raptors U would most like to engage in a geo-poltical conservation with?

    Anthony Parker

    (3)The Raptor U would want on your side if u were ever involved in a fight?

    JYD, so his face wouldnt change too much after the fight.

    (4)The Raptor U wouldn't mind your sister (u don't need to have a sister to answer this btw) dating?

    Fred Jones.

    (5)The Raptor U would most like to take to work or school with you?

    BOSH!

    (6)The Raptor U would cheat off in an exam because of his intelligence?

    Bosh

    (7)The Raptor who would cheat off U on an exam?

    Hoffa.

    (8)The Raptor who would steal your girlfriend?

    Bargnani.

    (9)The Raptor U would want to take a world tour with?

    MoPete
     

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