The Chelsea Virus. This is where you PC thinks its far supierior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happend before 2004/2005. Add your own please.
The Man Utd Virus. This is when your PC ONLY remembers the times it worked well and not the rest of the time when it was crashing and Downloading (signing) Crappy Files (Players)
The West Ham virus This is when your computer is shit and still thinks it's awesome. AKA the SPurs virus, the Everton virus
The Liverpool and AC Milan Virus It happens when your computer switches it's time settings to 1970's and 1980's and thinks living in history is greater than present.
The Newcastle Virus they think they can make it into the top section but it select the wrong switch and goes down and cannot stop until they want to go down
We have to kickstart this thread again. The Beckham virus: The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works...
Lillian Thuram: which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.
The Fat Virus: Attacking 30 year old Brazilian computers since 1999. ^^^ For those who have read the Gordinho thread.
The Martin O'Neill Virus: The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day's been), than all the other computers in the building. Also, your computer grows pube-like hair on top of the monitor.
lol main there is something wrong with this it is not updating it on the top forum despite they are the same
