Good Steelers joke

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  1. Bleedblk&gld

    Bleedblk&gld The Drive

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    You?re going to love this!

    Jake Plummer, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Jake." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Jake felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and, in every window, a Terrible Towel. Jake looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame. God said, "So what's your point, Jake.? "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me? God chuckled, and said, "Jake, that's not Ben's house, it's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
     
  2. Steelerfan_2005

    Steelerfan_2005 The Peacekeeper XL

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    That's been used over and over, they just keep changing the QB's name. Always makes me laugh though.
     
  3. Wannab Favre

    Wannab Favre nfl-*****s member

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    Very Good!
     
  4. Wannab Favre

    Wannab Favre nfl-*****s member

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    God is a bears fans though, it is common knowledge
     
  5. Cowher&Frown Co.

    Cowher&Frown Co. nfl-*****s member

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    hehehe thats pretty good...
     
  6. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    well we know hes not a Jets fan considering Joe Namath sold his soul for a title in 1969 (Little Nicky)
     
  7. porky88

    porky88 King of Kings

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>well we know hes not a Jets fan considering Joe Namath sold his soul for a title in 1969 (Little Nicky)</div>
    You know that's true right.. Little Nicky is all about laying down the facts.
     
  8. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    hahaha of course its Adam Sandler he knows what hes talking about... Dan Marino tried to do it too, but unfortunatly for Dolphin fans the devil didnt allow it.
     
  9. porky88

    porky88 King of Kings

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>hahaha of course its Adam Sandler he knows what hes talking about... Dan Marino tried to do it too, but unfortunatly for Dolphin fans the devil didnt allow it.</div>
    Well you know who, is a Jets fan..
     
  10. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Wannab Favre)</div><div class='quotemain'>God is a bears fans though, it is common knowledge</div>
    I would have said previously that God isn't a 'phins fan but.... We (Dwo) all know that Saban is god.
     
  11. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Gods last name isnt Damn either!
     
  12. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    Okay; he's a god not the God. After all, its Groundhog day....... soon
     
  13. Cowher&Frown Co.

    Cowher&Frown Co. nfl-*****s member

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    well as we all know God is man from LSU...i like how Saban can morph into a very small man...[​IMG]
     

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