There goes his Heisman. Since he hasn't had any "Heisman moment" games and now a speeding ticket looks like its Melvin Gordons trophy to lose now.
The officer was looking for a very lucrative keep sake for down the road. An autographed hall of famer's signed speeding ticket that Marcus will probably only get 1 of in his whole life! Well done Smokey! Well Done!!
Oh come on, fucking Winston was dealing with rape charges and theft last season. MM was going 80 in a 55. Anyone who says they haven't done that is LYING.
Yea I was joking. Didnt think I needed to use the green font. Made the "he hasnt had a heismen moment" comment because some talking heads said it on espn. The bar is set so high for MM that the insane stats he has put up get kind of overlooked.
You could be doing 100 mph just outside of eugene and still feel like your not getting anywhere. I had to make that trip multiple times. Maybe the cop is a Beaver fan? Lol
