The Nets Haiku Thread

I thought we need one.</p>

So here it is, in the works.</p>

Make this the best yet.</p>

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Damn, all my words are one syllable, makes it boring </p>

 

I see Schub is here</p>

Post already, you fucker!</p>

We miss your banter. </p>

 

Some things stay the same</p>

Netsforlife, Jigga use Thread.</p>

And no one else does.</p>

 

Dumpy's writer's block</p>

Sqeezes one in before me.</p>

Proves my first one wrong</p>

 

Chocolate drops by.</p>

Anot-so-rare occasion.</p>

Chocolate has three!</p>

 

Haiku? What is that?</p>

I hope I can do this right.</p>

Hooray, Victory!</p>

 

Everyone quiet!</p>

It's NetIncome. He might hear...</p>

OK, now he's gone.</p>

 

GMJigga...eh</p>

Should have gone with Ms.Montross</p>

Or No._2_Boone_Fan</p>

 

I don't know how to creatively write Haikus</p>

This is all I have to offer</p>

Yep that's it. </p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Real)</div><div class='quotemain'>

I don't know how to creatively write Haikus</p>

This is all I have to offer</p>

Yep that's it. </p>

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what the f*ck is this?</p>

Do you know that a haiku</p>

Is five, seven, five?</p>

 

Call me NetIncome</p>

I'm better than you and you</p>

Don't be dishonest</p>

 

Call me Josh Boone Fan</p>

I'm right because I say so</p>

Sees into future</p>

 

Jarkid, my name is</p>

A haiku is the definition of this </p>

It's just typing each sentence in a new line, I figured out </p>

My haiku is the best, handsome boy.</p>

 

BBB is worse</p>

Best posters leave, threads fall apart</p>

NetsFan talks to self</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

BBB is worse</p>

Best posters leave, threads fall apart</p>

NetsFan talks to self </p>

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Middle line is eight</p>

The rest are perfectly fine</p>

Just one minor flaw</p>

 

My name is Real.</p>

This is my 200th post</p>

Yep that's it.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Real)</div><div class='quotemain'>

My name is Real.</p>

This is my 200th post</p>

Yep that's it.</p>

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Once again I ask</p>

What the f*ck is this garbage</p>

It's five, seven, five!</p>

 

i can never write</p>

a haiku the correct way</p>

how'd i pass english?</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'>

i can never write</p>

a haiku the correct way</p>

how'd i pass english? </p>

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English wouldn't help.</p>

Like Nintendo and Hondas </p>

They are Japanese.</p>

 

Let me try again</p>

Is this five seven five yet?</p>

I hope I got it.</p>