You've "Hurd"? I'd love to know your sources. Actually, never mind...the voices
From what you've "Hurd"? Your cell-mate
Every single person? You don't get out much do you? You and your mom, and your imaginary friends don't count as "everyone".
Yeah, we wouldn't want to have a prepared and professional broadcast. We'd rather hear a homer talk about the refs and how he likes to eat his sausage McMuffin. The hate for our new guys shows just how ignorant and stupid Portland people can be.