Recent content by bringiton

<div class="quote_poster">SuperMattyTaylor Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You made that up. </div> You didn't think it was a true story did you?

Osama Bin Ladens in a cave in Afghanistan with bombs falling all around him. In the corner he sees something shiny so he goes over and its an old lamp. He sees some writing on the side so he rubs it. WHOOSH out pops a genie. The genie says "i am the genie of the lamp and thank you for releasing...

Old one but it was the other way round when i heard it.

Whats the differerence between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Larry La Prise who wrote the Hokie Cokey as just died at the grand age of 93. Worst part was getting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in, and thats when the trouble started.

Did you hear about the dyslexic drunk? He choked on his own vimto

I've just been to my local gym. They've got a new machine. I only did 30mins on it and felt sick as anything. It does Kit Kats ,Mars Bars , Mini Cheddars, Fruit Pastilles, Snickers etc. Its good though!

All lonely Muslims please visit www.friendsre-ignited.co.uk

<div class="quote_poster">incandecio Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lenny henrys well good, just because it doesnt involving robbing people or not winning the premiership doesnt mean its not good, i know your used to these things but you have to open up and accept other parts of life</div>...

If you want unfunny you should try Lenny Henry or his fat wife.

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Turns out he'd injected his son with human growth hormone! Nice kinda guy eh?

My son had trials at Everton, Man City, and played for Wigan Athletic for 2 1/2 years he's recently been released so looking for another club.

I have a good chat with my Auntie Stella

If he has killed his wife and son let the fucker burn in hell

Its ridiculous that the Dutch Press disclosed this BEFORE they passed the letter on to the Police.