Recent content by Captain Obvious

Until Bush bans Americans to wear tights, I have to go with Stern.

The last thing I bought was a Mountain Dew fountain drink at the gas station.

I hate Nickelback. It's a guy with a raspy voice singing the wimpiest songs in the world. Photograph is about him scrapbooking for god's sake. Oh and James Blunt is up there too. Does that guy have a drop of testosterone in his body?