<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chuck Norris @ May 9 2006, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jack Bauer @ May 8 2006, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris's beard can deflect bullets... Jack Bauer only needs 5...