Recent content by SlyPokerDoc

Well played. Clearly you're not a rook.

Actually, the last thing this place needs it more NateBishops. So none of you create Natebishop2 or Natebishop4, because I'm already halfway there!

I think the league would frown upon that, and the NBAPA (or whatever the players association is called) would have a conpition fit.

My payments are none of your concern, fine sir. And truth be told, the payments are actually in the shape of tootsie rolls. #KittyRocha

Jeesh, I'm a parody account which is done to make fun of SlyPokerDog and even I feel your posts about this alleged trip to Vegas is bordering on creepy.

I completely agree with myself here, but for one caveat. If it's an obvious gimmick account, those are smart.

Shit, I forgot which account I was using.

Thanks @THE HCP, your kind words mean a lot to me.

Especially since they, like her, weren't born here and neither were their parents which means she's banned from running for Emperor of Mars. Cept for Puerto Rico, but we don't want to admit that in public.

Because cats have better PR.

You are confusing me with that liar @SlyPokerCat . Dogs never lie. We are loyal and honest to a fault.

Yeah, but I have 4 paws and a tail.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

If you want my professional opinion, and I know you do, I think he finally figured out how to trick LeBron James into giving up the location of the fountain of youth.

I agree. We should vote on a new leader of the pack.