Recent content by StephenASmth

I was too busy ingesting high-quality caloric material and listening to heckling obfuscators to do anything but eloquently state the status as I saw it at the time. Where's Roy now? CHEEZY POOFS!

Yeah, that's right. I said it. And in the bellicose environment whereby which the Portland Trail Blazers and their aforementioned, superduperstar guard Damian Lillard -- unequivocably frustrated with the palaveric rendition of end-of-bench musical chairs orchestrated by their verbose and...

all of you hipsterites screaming about West Coast "powers"...smh. But I will grant that you have a nice young team with some character. Good luck in the New Year. CHEESY POOFS!

Why is it that EVERY DAMN TIME a personage wants to proliferate a quality discussion about BAS.KET.BALL some fool keeps expounderating that the unathletic men of the Caucasian persuasion have some kind of chokehold on the superlatives? Don't get me wrong, Kevin McHale was good, but he in NO...

Any player of the Caucasian prospectus has no business being in the lottery. I'm only giving Austin Rivers a pass because his paternal sire was a member of the NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS for 99 glorious games. Just say no to Leonard and whichever one of those cornfed Zeller boys it is this...

I should have guessed it, coming to a Portland Trail Blazer thread. Every time I bring up something, some Left Coaster has to come up with "the way it is in the City of Los Angeles." LOS ANGELES! Come to Philly, son, drive up the New Jersey Turnpike into the center of the Island of...

Mike Rice is an absolute genius. Much respect for the brain on that coaching legend. If only you could get Mister Barrett to be more realistic in his commentary, or realize that Rice and Antonio are the stars of that operation, THAT'D BE GOLD! Cheesy poofs!

Since the NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS aren't drafting in the top 10, there's a slight chanceability that you are correct. I would even perchance extend that to say the Top Eleven, since the Portland Trail Blazers have two of the picks. They confuse every fiber of my brainly being with their...

And with all...due...respect to Skip, you must be outside your damn head. Doc's little boy is a fun, fine player--if this was the 21 game at the Y. Boy couldn't pass if he was in the carpool lane in a Maserati. Cheesy poofs!

Hell naw I'm not! There is NO EARTHLY WAY a team takes on a conundrum like this big broken man from Ohio State. It's incompreceivable that he's even mentioned in the first round of the National Basketball Association draft! Cheezy Poofs!