#7 - She has hairy armpits
Heres another little known fact about lady liberty, apparently shes a feminist. The jury is out on whether the french designers even gave it a second thought, but jeesh, it looks like a lifelong phish fans dreadlocks at that size. reminiscent of a coiling mass of pit vipers, teeth sunk into her and hanging there like warped and heat twisted slim jims after they have been pressed through a play-doh spaghetti factory.
I'm trying to reach an on-site maintenance person to confirm information documenting how lady liberty's pits, like hairy armpits are wont to do, also smell like someone shit on a dead skunk.
