10 Undeniable Truths

[chris_in_pdx]

1. Han shot first (and last).
2. The California Raisin's version of "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" from their TV special in the late 80s is vastly underrated. Whatever they paid those session musicians was too little.
3. BoGo coupons are the only way to eat out anymore. Anyone who pays full price is a sucker.
4. Phillips Head screws are better than Flat Head screws.
5. RC Cola tastes better than either Coke or Pepsi.
6. Robin Williams has to be at least partially gay. I mean look at him. Doesn't your Gaydar go off too?
7. Being in love with more than one person is intensely painful and destructive, but happens.
8. The 60s was overrated, and the 70s was underrated.
9. Domesticated Rats make wonderful pets.
10. "Seinfeld" is still the funniest TV show of all time.

 

[Blaze01]

haha nice

1) not surprised
5) ah no, not even close
8) absolutely agree
9) absolutely disagree
10) just might be, but each year I find it less funny

 

[crowTrobot]

10. MST3k

 

[dpc]

Nice thread.

9. Totally agree. Had one when I shattered my leg and couldnt do anything for 6 months. She just hung out with me all day. Awesome.

10. Totally disagree. I actually don't think their is a more overrated show then that show. I honestly think its horrible.

 

[Minstrel]

Seinfeld was pretty great. The first 9 seasons of The Simpsons were better, but if you have to include everything after that, then it sinks way down in the rankings.

 

[Wheels]

I do think Seinfeld is great. But for me Arrested Development is the funniest show of all time (from the series' I've seen)

 

[Wheels]

10. MST3k

I love me some MST3K....

JOE DON BAKER IS............... MITCHELL!!!

wakachaka wakachaka wakachaka MITCHELL!!

 

[julius]

1. Han shot first (and last).
2. The California Raisin's version of "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" from their TV special in the late 80s is vastly underrated. Whatever they paid those session musicians was too little.
3. BoGo coupons are the only way to eat out anymore. Anyone who pays full price is a sucker.
4. Phillips Head screws are better than Flat Head screws.

square heads are much better.

5. RC Cola tastes better than either Coke or Pepsi.

RC Cola tastes like Pepsi run through a soiled pair of underwear that were ripped off of a bum, and then poured into a car battery, and then filtered again through the pubic hair of a porn star after a shoot.
Or in other words, what HCP has to drink for lunch every day.

6. Robin Williams has to be at least partially gay. I mean look at him. Doesn't your Gaydar go off too?
7. Being in love with more than one person is intensely painful and destructive, but happens.
8. The 60s was overrated, and the 70s was underrated.

and I'd never want to relive either one of those decades.

9. Domesticated Rats make wonderful pets.
10. "Seinfeld" is still the funniest TV show of all time.

I never got Seinfeld.

 

[MrSelfDestruct]

10. Totally disagree. I actually don't think their is a more overrated show then that show. I honestly think its horrible.

You also hated "Training Day" and Denzel Washington. Out of curiousity, what is your favorite show?

I do think Seinfeld is great. But for me Arrested Development is the funniest show of all time (from the series' I've seen)

Truth.

Curb and Seinfeld battle it out for number two for me.

 

[dpc]

You also hated "Training Day" and Denzel Washington. Out of curiousity, what is your favorite show?

Yeah I know, I also hated The Simpsons and Family Guy lol.

Arrested Devlopment and South Park are probably my two favorite comedy shows, along with King of the Hill.

 

[MARIS61]

I totally disagree with 2-10.

Not sure what 1 is about, but a Star Wars scene maybe?

 

[TripTango]

10. I really hope that someday they release a version of Seinfeld without the laugh track. It's the one thing that makes an otherwise clever show unbearable to me.