100 false legs found at home

[Petey]

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<span class="blacktext">Stumped ... the limbs stash</span> </p>

CABBIE Mike Sutton found his new home had been under-pinned &mdash; with a stash of 100 false legs beneath the floorboards. </p><span class="norm12">

The artificial limbs were found by a plumber repairing the bungalow&rsquo;s central heating.</p>

Mike, 65, said: &ldquo;He came up and showed us a false leg he found and then said there were 99 more to go with them under the floorboards.</p>

&ldquo;I thought he was having a laugh at first but when I looked down there I realised he wasn&rsquo;t joking.&rdquo;</p>


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The left and right legs were of different sizes and most had pristine leather straps attached. Crammed between them were a number of crutches and a couple of walking frames.</p>

Neighbours in Bridport, Dorset, said the haul had probably been left by the previous owner &mdash; described as a &ldquo;Del Boy&rdquo; wheeler-dealer. </p>

Mike&rsquo;s wife Teresa, 66, said: &ldquo;The man who lived here used to buy a range of things and sell them on to make a quick buck. Maybe no one wanted to buy his legs.</p>

&ldquo;He&rsquo;s gone to Portugal and we have no way of contacting him.&rdquo;</p>

She added: &ldquo;The thought of all those legs gives me the creeps.&rdquo; </p>

The couple are searching for a charity that can make use of the legs.</p>

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Forget baconsalt, I'm gonna go my XMas shopping now! 20 legs for a dollar?</p>

-Petey</p></span>

 

[bbwMax]

lol wtf.</p>

Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards

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[Petey]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'>

lol wtf.</p>

Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards

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England...

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Maybe this house is right next to yours Max!</p>

-Petey</p>

 

[bbwMax]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'>

lol wtf.</p>

Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards

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England...

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Maybe this house is right next to yours Max! </p>

-Petey </p> </div>

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Ahh that would explain were all my false legs have gone</p>

When he sells them all he's gonna get Legless with the money </p>

 

[CelticKing]

I'll buy probably 5 of them. (just in case petey needs them)