12 days of Nets Christmas

[cpawfan]

Ok Nets fans, lets see who can come up with the most creative Nets version of the 12 days of Christmas.

For reference, here is the original

12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

 

[Kid Chocolate]

12 actives sucking
11 glorious wins
10 home losses
9 fans at the Izod Center
8 blocks for Sean
7 hairs on Nenad's head
6 Kidd Triple Doubles
5 new starters each game
4 million reasons to hate Magloire
3 perimeter stars
2 violent brothers
and a misogynist for a Point Guard


(All stats as of 12/21)

 

[soul driver]

12 injured ankles
11 starting lineups
10 years till brooklyn
9 votes for RJ
8 pointless 3's from boki
7 boone ft airballs
6 fouls on collins
5 more years plus 10 till brooklyn
4 teams interested in kidd
3 poorman's acid induced players
2 violent brothers
and some weed for sean and uncle cliffy!

 

[User01]

12 Wins This Season
11 Players Starting
10 Boards for Boone
9th Year for Vince
8 Blocks Accumulating
7 Shooting Airballs
6's Second Coming
5 Dra-aft Picks
4 Wasted Millions
3 Great Players
2 Big Trades
and a Collins dominating the league

 

[Real]

12 percet shooting for Twin
11 wins for team
10 assists for Kidd
9 days til' 08
8 Blocks for SWat
7 "Fuck the Heat"(s)
6 fouls for SWat
5 plus one = Sean
4 days 'til Christmas
3 Years 'til Brooklyn
2 Boom Got Them DOS

An a model suing Jason Kidd

 

[bling890]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Dec 21 2007, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>12 actives sucking
11 glorious wins
10 home losses
9 fans at the Izod Center
8 blocks for Sean
7 hairs on Nenad's head
6 Kidd Triple Doubles
5 new starters each game
4 million reasons to hate Magloire
3 perimeter stars
2 violent brothers
and a misogynist for a Point Guard


(All stats as of 12/21)</div>



hilarious my favorite out of all of em

 

[Breezy15]

12 - % FT for Boone
11 - Games behind Boston
10 - Double Digit Deficits
9 - Years since Clippers won in Jersey
8 - Season ticket holders
7 - Blowout losses
6 - Million for Collins
5 - Foot Tall Coooaaaaccchhhh
4 - And 1 start
3 - Garbage Big Men
2 - Losses to the Knicks
.....And the NETS und-er achiev-ing