2013-2014 Blazers Nicknames Thread (aka "The Thread)

[EL PRESIDENTE]

EDIT: FUCK, I PULLED A REVERSE A2M...MODS, PLEASE MOVE TO BLAZERS FORUM POSTHASTE!

Poast Yourz:

Damian Lillard- DAME
Wes Matthews- WESSY WES
Nic Batum- FRENCHIE
LaMarcus Aldridge- L-TRAIN
Robin Lopez- SIDESHOW ROB

Bench:
CJ McCollum- SECURITY GUARD FROM PROJECT X (http://media.oregonlive.com/blazers_impact/photo/mccollum-glenoak-2007jpg-035a1c900e9cdde9.jpg) http://danielgarber.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/project-x-security-guards.jpg YES THE LINKS SHOULD BE THERE EVERY TIME

Wil Barton- WILL THE THRILL
Victor Claver- SPANISH SOMETHING
Allen Crabbe- CRABBE TREE
Dorrell Wright- DO WRI
Joel Freeland- BRITISH BULLDAWG
Thomas Robinson- T-ROB
Meyers Leonard- ML-PIMP

:MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

EDIT: FUCK, I PULLED A REVERSE A2M...MODS, PLEASE MOVE TO BLAZERS FORUM POSTHASTE!

Poast Yourz:

Damian Lillard- DAME
Wes Matthews- WESSY WES
Nic Batum- FRENCHIE
LaMarcus Aldridge- L-TRAIN
Robin Lopez- SIDESHOW ROB

Bench:
CJ McCollum- SECURITY GUARD FROM PROJECT X (http://media.oregonlive.com/blazers_impact/photo/mccollum-glenoak-2007jpg-035a1c900e9cdde9.jpg) http://danielgarber.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/project-x-security-guards.jpg YES THE LINKS SHOULD BE THERE EVERY TIME

Wil Barton- WILL THE THRILL
Victor Claver- SPANISH SOMETHING
Allen Crabbe- CRABBE TREE
Dorrell Wright- DO WRI
Joel Freeland- BRITISH BULLDAWG
Thomas Robinson- T-ROB
Meyers Leonard- ML-PIMP

:MARIS61:

I moved it but you lost your "official" status.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

THANKS FOR REVERSING MY A2M, SLY POKER DAWG

 

[Further]

CJ McCollum = Urkel

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I got those same kicks. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BO JACKSON 3s.

 

[RR7]

notice Kosta Koufos in the HS picture of CJ?

 

[Further]

Don't have a different name for Lopez, but found this

 

[OregonHuskerMan]

CJ McBobbum
[youtube]461tow_h2Dk[/youtube]

 

[OregonHuskerMan]

delete

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

CJ McCollum all over your face!

 

[Further]

CJ McBobbum
[youtube]461tow_h2Dk[/youtube]

I'm down with Bobbum man


There are so many good options for CJ, but so few for Lillard.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i'm all about "The Lizard" but whatever man

 

[PDXKass]

EDIT: FUCK, I PULLED A REVERSE A2M...MODS, PLEASE MOVE TO BLAZERS FORUM POSTHASTE!

Poast Yourz:

Damian Lillard- DAME
Wes Matthews- WESSY WES
Nic Batum- FRENCHIE
LaMarcus Aldridge- L-TRAIN
Robin Lopez- SIDESHOW ROB

Bench:
CJ McCollum- SECURITY GUARD FROM PROJECT X (http://media.oregonlive.com/blazers_impact/photo/mccollum-glenoak-2007jpg-035a1c900e9cdde9.jpg) http://danielgarber.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/project-x-security-guards.jpg YES THE LINKS SHOULD BE THERE EVERY TIME

Wil Barton- WILL THE THRILL
Victor Claver- SPANISH SOMETHING
Allen Crabbe- CRABBE TREE
Dorrell Wright- DO WRI
Joel Freeland- BRITISH BULLDAWG
Thomas Robinson- T-ROB
Meyers Leonard- ML-PIMP

:MARIS61:

Damian Lillard -- DAME
Wesley Matthews -- WES-MAT
Nicolas Batum -- BERET BOY
LaMarcus Aldridge -- LaMARVELOUS
Robin Lopez -- FROPEZ

Will Barton -- WILLIE-B
Victor Claver -- VICTORNADO

not sure about the rest yet.

 

[ABM]

THANKS FOR REVERSING MY A2M, SLY POKER DAWG

just wow

 

[PDXKass]

Don't have a different name for Lopez, but found this

roflmao!! nice!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Fwiw...

Robin Lopez views himself as the "Screech Powers" of the NBA.

 

[NOVoodoo]

Robin Lopez- SIDESHOW ROB

That's so appropriate that I can't figure out why that hasn't already been his nickname...

 

[magnifier661]

That's so appropriate that I can't figure out why that hasn't already been his nickname...

I think it's because varejao is nicknamed "sideshow bob"

 

[NOVoodoo]

I think it's because varejao is nicknamed "sideshow bob"

Haha, if anyone should be entitled to that nick, it's Lucas Noguiera (if he comes over this season for the Hawks) -

I was watching the Hawks press conference where they introduced him, Schroeder, and Muscala, and when asked if he'd hit up an ATL barber shop, his reply was something along the lines of "No... that's my marketing."

I've always said Rudy Gay should grow out a giant Ben Wallace-esque afro. He's a high volume scorer, yet the mainstream never picked up on him. If I were his agent, I'd have him growing out the Fu Manchu and an afro. Imagine the marketing $$$'s he's missing out on...

 

[magnifier661]

Haha, if anyone should be entitled to that nick, it's Lucas Noguiera (if he comes over this season for the Hawks) -

Lmao!!!