Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #16 @Washington Wizards

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 64
@riverman - 63
@Hoopguru - 57
@e_blazer - 47
@TBpup - 46
@Sedatedfork - 46
@andalusian - 44
@oldmangrouch - 43
@stampedehero - 36
@SheedSoNasty - 28
@barfo - 26
@rotary111 - 25
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@ripcityboy - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@beast crnjo - 9
@WillG - 6
@swish3 - 6
@trailblazer18 - 6
@hoopsjock - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@RickyJoe - 3

 

[barfo]

No, I don't think you'll get more calls if you give the ref a kiss.

barfo

 

[Jon]

Dame: so, is this how Lebron kisses the refs ass?

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Dame: wait, you want ME to defend Morris in the paint?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"HCP asked me if I like breast meat for Thanksgiving and then he shows me a picture of himself in only a turkey thong."

 

[hoopsjock]

Dame: "Why do we continue to play the same pick and roll defense every time we play a Morris twin? Are we ever going to learn or change things up?"

 

[TBpup]

"Coach, in the name of the Shonz, please adjust how you guard Mr. Morris."

 

[stampedehero]

Behind Dame, in the background, lurks Marc Cuban, waiting for the chance to convince Dame to wear a Dallas uniform.

 

[swish3]

The baskets here are the same as at Moda, just calibrate the range and score!

 

[oldmangrouch]

Stotts: who should we help have a career night? Wall, Beal, Porter, Morris...all of the above?
Dame: c'mon coach, I can only guard one of them!

 

[e_blazer]

Dame: “This is how I like to do the whistle song from “Kill Bill” before dropping 50 on the Wizards.”

 

[trailblazer18]

Stotts: "Just go out there and do whatever you want."

 

[Chris Craig]

Stotts: "Wait...so call the timeout when their run starts?"

 

[riverman]

Well coach, Ed used to put those misses back in the bucket...

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Stotts: Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Dame You sure? We lost the last two

 

[RickyJoe]

Dame: Just give me the ball and let me shoot from the logo.

 

[Hoopguru]

Stotts, Dame, you got this?
Dame, I heard that in the middle of the night, Dame, go change his diapers!

 

[rotary111]

Dame: " I know coach, I keep starting a thread about what a great coach you are and @SlyPokerDog keeps banning it."

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #16 is @SlyPokerDog

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 67
@riverman - 66
@Hoopguru - 60
@e_blazer - 50
@TBpup - 49
@Sedatedfork - 46
@oldmangrouch - 46
@andalusian - 44
@stampedehero - 39
@SheedSoNasty - 31
@barfo - 29
@rotary111 - 28
@Jon - 18
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@ripcityboy - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@beast crnjo - 9
@swish3 - 9
@trailblazer18 - 9
@hoopsjock - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@RickyJoe - 6
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3