Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #24 @Dallas Mavericks

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contestt feel free to pm me.

Standings:

@TBpup - 102
@andalusian - 70.14
@riverman - 63
@stampedehero - 60
@Sedatedfork - 58
@barfo - 46
@Jon - 39
@TorturedBlazerFan - 34
@e_blazer - 31
@ripcityboy - 30
@swish3 - 26
@hoopsjock - 22
@RickyJoe- 22
@Darkwebs - 19
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Hoopguru - 11
@Labinot41 - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@WillG - 6
@DDolla -6
@oldmangrouch - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@rotary111 - 3
@trailblazer18 - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3

 

[hoopsjock]

Dirk: "Yes, the Blazers are coming to town! For 20 years now all I have to do is pretend like I'm about to set a pick and they automatically switch their smallest and worst defenders on to me. Then I just stand at the top of the key, get the ball, and easily shoot over them. I think I'll come off the injured list to play in this one!"

 

[TBpup]

"I could play till 50 and score 20 points on this defense. Long Live AARP!"

 

[Jon]

Smith: hey guys, does this look like someone drew a dick on the ball?

 

[andalusian]

DSJ - I think Dirk's shirt is his age. I will score on Aminu as if he is 8.

 

[riverman]

Chief: "DAL on your jersey must stand for Dirk's Ancient Legs?"

 

[Chris Craig]

CJ: Chief just get Dennis man, I got Dirk, I promise he won't score on me.

 

[trailblazer18]

Dirk: "If Pepsi used me for Uncle Drew they wouldn't have to waste time and money with make-up."

 

[rotary111]

Aminu: Damn it Dirk that last pipe hit was one too many!

 

[stampedehero]

The Chief is ready to snatch the obvious pass.

 

[RickyJoe]

Aminu: I got the munchies so bad, I'm going to eat that ball!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Staring contest!

 

[Hoopguru]

Smith: If Dirk want so old, he could back door into an ally oop!

 

[barfo]

Aminu: I've never seen anyone who could lick his own eyeball!
Dirk: Yeah, he does that to distract you. It's pretty gross, isn't it.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Damn it, Dirk. Quit photobombing our selfie!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Aminu: Moe’s got my back!

 

[stampedehero]

Aminu: Damn it Dirk that last pipe hit was one too many!

Now I know how your clever mind works.

 

[stampedehero]

Dirk is a Bruce Dern look a like. hahhaaa

 

[rotary111]

Now I know how your clever mind works.

I've never tried the stuff myself. I have always wondered what it would be like though

 

[stampedehero]

I've never tried the stuff myself. I have always wondered what it would be like though

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #24 is @trailblazer18



Standings:

@TBpup - 105
@andalusian - 73.14
@riverman - 66
@stampedehero - 63
@Sedatedfork - 61
@barfo - 49
@Jon - 42
@TorturedBlazerFan - 37
@e_blazer - 34
@ripcityboy - 30
@swish3 - 26
@hoopsjock - 25
@RickyJoe- 25
@Darkwebs - 19
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Hoopguru - 14
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@trailblazer18 - 8
@rotary111 - 6
@WillG - 6
@DDolla -6
@oldmangrouch - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3

 

[trailblazer18]

The winner of caption contest #24 is @trailblazer18



Standings:

@TBpup - 105
@andalusian - 73.14
@riverman - 66
@stampedehero - 63
@Sedatedfork - 61
@barfo - 49
@Jon - 42
@TorturedBlazerFan - 37
@e_blazer - 34
@ripcityboy - 30
@swish3 - 26
@hoopsjock - 25
@RickyJoe- 25
@Darkwebs - 19
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Hoopguru - 14
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@trailblazer18 - 8
@rotary111 - 6
@WillG - 6
@DDolla -6
@oldmangrouch - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3

They like me they really really like me!