Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #36 VS Golden State Warriors

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 143
@TBpup - 140
@riverman - 122
@RickyJoe- 103
@e_blazer - 102
@stampedehero- 100
@andalusian - 95.14
@barfo - 93
@trailblazer18 - 87
@Sedatedfork - 84
@rotary111 - 73
@hoopsjock - 60
@swish3 - 52
@Jon - 47
@ripcityboy - 38
@Hoopguru - 36
@Darkwebs - 24
@SlyPokerDog - 23
@Orion Bailey - 20
@Propagandist- 17
@Shaboid - 17
@Labinot41 - 14
@borim69 - 11
@WillG - 11
@DDolla -11
@calvin natt - 8
@oldmangrouch - 8
@SheedSoNasty - 8
@theprunetang - 8
@PtldPlatypus - 8
@Lanny - 8
@mook - 8
@H.C. - 8
@kjironman 1 - 8

 

[Jon]

Nurk: Beast want hug. you give Beast hug now.

 

[Hoopguru]

SC: Cant imagine what his women feels like?

 

[trailblazer18]

Nurk: "Is that all you got? Now get ready for Nurk smash!"

 

[Chris Craig]

SC: Refs he's fouling me

 

[ripcityboy]

Nurkic (with thick accent): "Onions, Steph. Lot's of onions...."

 

[stampedehero]

Nurk: Go ahead you little squirt. Try all you want. Your martial arts skills are nothing to me.

 

[hoopsjock]

Nurk stuns Steph with his secret funk smell move.

 

[e_blazer]

Yes, Steph, you are nipples high, but I’m not your mama.

 

[swish3]

Just lift me a little higher, Steph. I am about to fly over you with swooshing wings. Hear the swish?

 

[barfo]

Curry: You are right, it seems this bra is just a little too tight on you. Let's try on a size 64A next.

barfo

 

[rotary111]

Steph: Nurk are you chubbin? Damn! Bosnian sausage. Keep that thing away from my wife.

 

[TBpup]

"When I'm Beasting, I make all-stars look even smaller!"

 

[RickyJoe]

You are too big to be my dance partner Nurk!

 

[riverman]

Nurk, "You want to see wall? I show you Bosnian Wall!"
Steph, (I never expected to chest bump him in the nuts!)

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Nurk: Seth gives better hugs.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of Caption Contest #36 is @Ricky Joe

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 146
@TBpup - 143
@riverman - 125
@RickyJoe- 108
@e_blazer - 105
@stampedehero- 103
@barfo - 96
@andalusian - 95.14
@trailblazer18 - 90
@Sedatedfork - 84
@rotary111 - 76
@hoopsjock - 63
@swish3 - 55
@Jon - 50
@ripcityboy - 41
@Hoopguru - 39
@Darkwebs - 24
@SlyPokerDog - 23
@Orion Bailey - 20
@Propagandist- 17
@Shaboid - 17
@Labinot41 - 14
@borim69 - 11
@WillG - 11
@DDolla -11
@calvin natt - 8
@oldmangrouch - 8
@SheedSoNasty - 8
@theprunetang - 8
@PtldPlatypus - 8
@Lanny - 8
@mook - 8
@H.C. - 8
@kjironman 1 - 8