Forum Game 2018- 19 Caption Contest #8 VS New Orleans Pelicans

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 23
@TorturedBlazerFan - 23
@riverman - 22
@Hoopguru - 21
@e_blazer - 21
@TBpup - 20
@stampedehero - 18
@andalusian - 18
@oldmangrouch - 17
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Propagandist - 12
@Sedatedfork - 12
@Darkwebs - 11
@rotary111 - 11
@barfo - 9
@ripcityboy - 9
@Jon - 9
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3

 

[andalusian]

How to dribble with your forearm. A guide to using all that you got, by Anthony Davis.

 

[e_blazer]

See, Nurk, this is what a pelican looks like on takeoff.

 

[barfo]

Nurkic pinch neck. Davis fall asleep.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Nurkic pinch neck. Davis fall asleep.

barfo

Oh, man, I totally missed the Vulcan nerve pinch angle.

 

[riverman]

Pappa Nurk would've picked him up with his pinky..Nurk used his whole left hand

 

[Chris Craig]

Oh, man, I totally missed the Vulcan nerve pinch angle.

Yeah I was thinking the Nurkan death pinch

 

[e_blazer]

Yeah I was thinking the Nurkan death pinch

Yeah, but the Vulcans still own the Blazers, so it's only logical that they would have taught Nurk the finer points of the nerve pinch. I'm sure that Nurk's pinch would be amplified somewhat over the typical Vulcan's, however.

 

[Chris Craig]

Yeah, but the Vulcans still own the Blazers, so it's only logical that they would have taught Nurk the finer points of the nerve pinch. I'm sure that Nurk's pinch would be amplified somewhat over the typical Vulcan's, however.

True

Hey Spock is stronger than he looks

 

[rotary111]

Nurk.

Damn! I shove you and you keep dribbling! Hey Aminu............never mind.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Mirotic: “What a view”

 

[trailblazer18]

Leg Sleeve Company: "Look at all that money money money!"

 

[Jon]

announcer: and Davis left the game with a rolled ankle.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Anthony Davis found that not having a thumb on his right hand created problems on the basketball court.

 

[Labinot41]

Nurkic Pass = Turnover

 

[Hoopguru]

Nurk; my brother Dame and I say "if you go to the lakers were going to kick your ass"!

 

[beast blazer]

UniBrowy and the Beast.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Trick or Meet the floor with your face!"

 

[swish3]

Hey Dame. Here is how I get ahead of AD on the outside!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Anthony Davis: Permission to buzz the tower

 

[stampedehero]

AD shows off his talents even with sprained feet and dis located wrist.

 

[TBpup]

Disney film coming soon to a theater near you:

"Peli and the Beast"

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #8 is @barfo


Standings

@trailblazer18 - 26
@TorturedBlazerFan - 26
@riverman - 25
@Hoopguru - 24
@e_blazer - 24
@TBpup - 23
@stampedehero - 21
@andalusian - 21
@oldmangrouch - 20
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Sedatedfork - 15
@rotary111 - 14
@barfo - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@Jon - 12
@Darkwebs - 11
@ripcityboy - 9
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@Labinot41 - 3
@beast crnjo - 3
@swish3 - 3