Forum Game 2018-19 Preseason Caption Contest #3 VS Utah Jazz

[Chris Craig]

The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on gameday. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will recieve 3 pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this year.

Preseason is for fun and the standings will be reset for the regular season.

STANDINGS

@e_blazer - 7
@Orion Bailey - 5
@Hoopguru - 4
@barfo - 4
@TorturedBlazerFan - 4
@Strenuus - 4
@Jade Falcon - 2
@SheedSoNasty - 2
@Boob-No-More - 2
@Propagandist -2
@SIeepwalker - 2
@BonesJones - 2

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I cant get this water out of my ear!

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Evan Turner displaying his new and improved shooting motion.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Dammit!!! Coach keeps telling me to kick that stupid spin move that peolple called the turnerover....

 

[Hoopguru]

That bitch head slapped me!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Stacey Augmon isn’t the only plastic man who played for the Blazers

 

[oldmangrouch]

Turner is surprised to discover that his head is fully adjustable.

 

[riverman]

It's called a double jointed neck, duh

 

[Chris Craig]

Turner out indefinitely with broken neck

 

[ripcityboy]

Oh shit! I dropped my Kermit The Frog voice box.

 

[barfo]

Evan Turner suddenly rips off his mask to reveal that he is....

















YOUR FATHER.

barfo

 

[BonesJones]

Evan Turner rips off his mask to reveal that he's truly E.T.

 

[e_blazer]

LICE! Gobert’s armpit brushed my head! Check me for lice!

 

[stampedehero]

Maybe I can turn my game around just like my head.

 

[Chris Craig]

Preseason Caption Contest #3 is a four way tie between @TorturedBlazerFan @SheedSoNasty @oldmangrouch and @ripcityboy

STANDINGS

@TorturedBlazerFan - 9
@e_blazer - 9
@Orion Bailey - 7
@SheedSoNasty - 7
@Hoopguru - 6
@barfo - 6
@oldmangrouch - 5
@ripcityboy - 5
@Strenuus - 4
@BonesJones - 4
@Jade Falcon - 2
@riverman - 2
@Boob-No-More - 2
@Propagandist -2
@SIeepwalker - 2
@stampedehero - 2
@Sedatedfork - 2